#nice try nerd

[regretful-limerence]

Reblog bait doesn't work on me cause I'm already a bad person

[dabis-dream]

You're grounded. For being too damned sexy.

I’m an adult, you can’t ground me.

[sinnohchampioncynthia]

Riley voice. "So, what do I actually bring to this event? And don't suggest alcohol. I have the distinct feeling that more than a few are going to bring some."

“Darling, naive, hopeless Riley. If you knew what I would say then why did you ask? But in all honestly, it’s Steven’s house. He’s probably got enough alcohol for little-old-lightweight-you stored away in a hidden wine cellar or something. Never fear! I have your back.”

[matts-not-here]

why are you such a nerd?

well as an Asian-American, I was constantly held to this odd standard of being academically perfect, which honestly had a serious toll on my attitude towards school, of which I am only recently discovering to look past. I guess the label of “nerd” is most definitely applicable to myself because of how dedicated I was to earning practically meaningless letters given that my new major is completely based on creative ability; although, if you were actually talking about the more facetious, millennial-esque application of “nerd”, then I’m gonna have to say you’re also a nerd, you nerd.

[tombwolf]

I know what I'll do if you stop watching Shadowhunters. I'll serve pineapple pizza at AT OUR WEDDING!!!

I'll just cancel the wedding 😏

[dearestsoul]

yes hello Bea is so gorgeous she made me forget my pick up line

hahaha you're so cute and nerd katie welcome to my about

[thegodforsakenparson-blog]

₩ also spell attic outloud

Guests' laps seem like a nice place to sit and read, in all honesty, but you don't feel like reading at present, so you simply plop yourself in his lap. When he asks you to spell something, you only shrug."I do not know how to say them aloud, ahaha."

[soxuke]

((but if it's a horror movie what if there's a jump scare and haru bites his dick sousuke why aren't you thinking about that enjoy ur teeth marks bruh))

haru doesn’t get scared bruh 

WAIT WTF YOU'RE READING IT!?