#niche posting

[smileessworld]

Everything I post online is part of an ARG that only I play.

[nejkthonlyhrfrhc]

I'm currently reading The dark Forest (Cixin Liu) and the Monster Baru Cormorant and I feel like Baru would be a great wallfacer. She's so repressed, no one would understand what she's doing! She'd rip apart the trisolarian economy or something before they even reach earth lmao.

Trisolarian: oh no! for some reason there is hyperinflation (of a currency that I don't know they have)!

Other Trisolian: shit

*fleet explodes*

[captainpingulin]

I keep seeing posts about carbon being a whore but may I offer: Hydrogen is the real whore bc it keeps being passed around like a blunt while carbon is in one messy relationship after another and doesnt commit while also not communicating its needs.

[clockworkgoldmine]

my favorite dale jennings headcanon is that he stutters/has a speech impediment. actually not even a headcanon that shit's real to me !!!

[sublimespider]

I thought I was mean for thinking the only notable thing about this town was the IKEA but this mural at the train station has me feeling vindicated.

[iliacobserva]

i am a banana w structure. i am a green banana. i am a banana high in resistant starch. 🍌😣👈<affirmations for many many sets in a row of hollow body holds

[goulboss]

you met me at a very cathy from the last five years time of my life