Do I just like Ilyas?

20, he/him A discordant mix of Islanders hockey and left-wing British politics 💚🏒💚🏒

[sublimespider]

Andy fucking Burnham. Is it now a legal requirement that to run for leader of the labour party you need to abandon every likable policy you've ever had. Trans rights, voter reform, immigration. Why do I bother caring anymore.

[beauvilliers]

LETS WIN THE CALDER WITH MAMA !!!!!!

[sublimespider]

I would love to have a celebrity role model. Unfortunately they keep turning out to be pieces of shit.

[sublimespider]

So jigsaw fully swallowed a cassette tape?

Throat goat.

[lgbtqiatext]

[sublimespider]

Ok what's with all of the sexual ads on this platform. I just saw one where a car had erectile dysfunction in its gear shift.

[sublimespider]

Watching the straight hockey show and can't believe people were comparing it to Heated Rivalry.

[barzallyyours]

idk what’s going on with that hair pookie but this is better than being bald 😌

[sublimespider]

There's a fucking leak in the bathroom. We're not allowed to shower. The landlord sent someone but he left to get something and never came back. Why is life like this.

[sublimespider]

[puckingtwinks]

jack: you look so cute today buddy, in your little dress pants

z: *touches jack repeatedly*

[daily-nhl-polls]

I've noticed that Crosby, Celebrini, and MAF tend to win whatever polls I put them in, deservedly or not. so.

Sidney Crosby

Macklin Celebrini

Marc-Andre Fleury

Remaining time: 3 days 10 hours

[hartsnkises]

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

[sublimespider]

Ok but you know those posts that are like "If Alan Turning were alive today he would say this. No he would say this. Actually he would say I'm quite fond of Grindr".

I know it's a 'joke' but y'all do realise it's still homophobic right? What would be his opinion on AI chat bots? Who knows. I'm not one to speak for the dead. But if your response to this is to make assumptions about him purely based on his sexuality that's not really any better.

He was a mathematician and a computer scientist. He was also a gay man. The idea that he wouldn't have an opinion on modern technology is unrealistic and the idea that instead he would have an opinion on a gay hookup app is reductionist and insulting.

The man was a genius and his treatment at the hands of the British state purely for his sexuality is horrific. But when you undermine his legacy by defining him purely in terms of his sexuality you are not addressing that you are reinforcing it

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[sublimespider]

Stephanie Myers wanted them to be a throuple but she didn't have the guts to go through with it.

[sublimespider]

I'm confused. Are we shipping a rock with Ryan Gosling. Cause that's completely fine I just want to make sure we're on the same page.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems