Nov 13, 2017
My dad as a 2017 teenager
I would do this visually, but I'm shit at editing and honestly can't be arsed.
• Stranger Things stan
• Peer pressured into wearing weed socks
• Always wearing a backpack (ALWAYS, WITHOUT FAIL)
• A #lad
• Shorts, no matter what the weather is.
• Loves stock action movies and Adam Sandler movies unironically
• Just never ironic. Ever.
• Rik Mayall devotee
• Uses the word 'litty' in every sentence
• PUNS ALL THE TIME
• Wants to be Messi, tries, fails, and ends up playing FIFA all night instead.
• Never does homework - stays up all night on Facebook (I know that's essentially obsolete in our modern day and age but c'est la vie. He's just on the verge of hipster - don't spoil his fun.)