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good morning to psychic half-elves with parental issues, half-orcs with chaotic magic and guilt complexes, depressed drow who want to radically reform society, tieflings who definitely do not care about anyone especially not the pretty druid, elves who are perpetual nervous wrecks, and the dwarves responsible for all of them
Kythaela: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her on the lips. What should I do?
Nick: Punch her in the stomach, then when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.
Sutha: Tackle her!
Nick: Actually, just dump her.
Nefirith: NO. NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN????
Lyrena: What’s the plan?
Nick: Don’t die.
Lyrena: Yes, but beyond that.
Nick: Don’t die!
Lyrena: ‘Don’t die’ is not a plan, Nick! It’s just a general demand of being alive!
Alrion: Why would you give Sutha a knife?!
Nick: (shrugs) She felt unsafe.
Alrion: And now I feel unsafe!
Nick:
Nick, pulling out a knife from somewhere improbable: Would you also like a knife?
