A Letter to the Black Emporium
My deepest apologies for the rash behavior from my companions! It's unlike them to be so inconsiderate to others; I imagine the stress of fighting the Evanuris will do that to some people. I will give them each a talking to, but I can't garantee any of them will change their minds. Unfortunate, I know! But I am only in charge of my own behavior.
Harding, the little redhead you mentioned, may be willing to part with some of her unique recipes if you were to ask. I bet you've never seen anything quite like her cooking. I promise her threats aren't empty, but I will be sure to discuss with her how inappropriate it is to threaten our excellent host.
At any rate, the kitten I received from you has been top notch quality. I have no doubts your other wares will carry the same level of satisfaction. I watched in awe as this kitten managed to drag an entire wheel of cheese twice his size from the pantry, across the courtyard, and into the library to snack on. Thus, I have been calling him Cheese. His farts are terrible.
I hope our business relationship continues to bustle despite these setbacks! I should also hate to see them suffer for such mindless inconvinences.
With regards,
Domenǐco de Rǐva