I see some of these gorgeous women with abs and toned tummies, and swoon with envy 🫠
Then I see a double cheeseburger and accept that abs shall never be my future 🍔

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I see some of these gorgeous women with abs and toned tummies, and swoon with envy 🫠
Then I see a double cheeseburger and accept that abs shall never be my future 🍔
nico di angelo headcanons
no one asked but here are my nico headcanons as a list!! (i already mentioned them before but, but it's a list now!!!!1 ) ( they are almost canon)
•he has sweet tooth
•cold hands (because of being a child of hades)
•wearing only baggy tops, like sweatshirts, t-shirts- his jacket (i like the shape of baggy tops)
•he is smol, almost leo sized
•he has moles
•i saw everyone has a different reason for why he is pale so here is my explanation: he didn't see the sun for so long since he was in the underworld most of the time, also health issues, not sleeping enough etc.
•he has a long wolfcut,, because he is a kid from 30s, when you grow your hair from that length, it grows to be a wolfcut. and at the beginning of the battle of the labyrinth, his description says he had shoulder length hair
•he either can't stand wearing bracelets or always wear them
•he is an extrovert
•he knows soooo many people around the world, he knows someone when you go somewhere you don't know
•he might nott be bubbly,, like how most people expect an extrovert to be,, but he feels dreaded when he doesn't interact with someone
•he doesn't like happy meals that much like everyone assumes, it reminds him the time he tried to resurrect bianca and how much those times hurt him
(i will add more later, that's it for now)
You know the slight ‘rivalry’ Vimes had with the Assassin’s Guild? I feel like Moist von Lipwig has the same thing, but with the Thieves Guild.
This dude has stolen SO MUCH and was never part of the guild, the guild is probably upset to say the slightest (Making Money court case aside).
The zinger though! Especially when Adora and Moist are married and are living together, is that Adora has paid the guild and all her things cannot be touched - so if the Thieves Guild does try anything they have to specifically only take Moist’s things
Shenanigans ensue
at least thats my little HC haha
Found This on the WaybackMachine.
I think it suffices to say after reading all these names-
About his Angelic Astronaught. His Outer Space Angel. His Planetary Pussy Cat. His walking library in sexy form guy. Heaven's lil' Hyperspazz. The Hand of Goth's only Koala Keeper.
I just. Yeah. Nico hasn't changed at all.
"Death by lethal dose of Dmitry and then we'll rolling in our graveyard galaxy. My suicidal sweetheart and me be rolling and they be hating."
Sometimes I think about how Nico was probably alone for his 13th birthday, a year older that Bianca would ever be, and how much that must have hurt. He was what, 12, during the Last Olympian? Which means that he would have very recently experienced Percy’s birthday party when he turns 13 so he knows what it could be. He could have friends and family and cake and anything other than the crushing loneliness and guilt he does have. And even if he was at Camp Jupiter, nobody would have known it was his birthday and he absolutely wouldn’t have told anyone. It almost would have been worse, just another thing to hide. Hazel, as much as he may have loved her (which there should have been a learning curve but that’s not for right now), wasn’t Bianca. She never would be. She was his little sister and he would always, always be the older brother now, older than Hazel and older than Bianca. And Hades may have known it was his son’s birthday but he didn’t care. Nico also knew that if Hades did do something for him, it was probably just another effort to manipulate him. Nobody knew enough about him to celebrate his birthday and anybody who did know just didn’t care. On his 13th birthday, Nico was unknown and alone.
nico has attachment and abandonment issues, it's difficult for him to be attached to someone 'cause he is afraid to lose them but when he gets attached to someone it's also scary 'cause he is scared to lose them, he is scared to be abandoned.
yeah he is singing shinu no ga e-wa by fuji kaze
fav part of a new hyperfixation is the new side of tumblr i get to explore
it happened.. today, for the 848483rd time i saw another nico fanart that is similer to me in some way???? I lovee when a nico artist gives nico another mole (other than the mole under lip) and i have that exact mole, happened 848383 time