#nicomochi9002

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I’ve decided going apeshit is ok. wanna swim in the fountain at a public park? go for it! wanna trash a Walmart with no repercussions? just hope you’re fast! wanna throw shit at people? hide in a tree and get a good vantage point!

[nicomochi9002]

I think I’m gonna start gaslighting people into thinking I’m a figment of their imagination then just disappear into the woods never to be seen again

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I’m gonna start getting peoples numbers only for the purpose of taking random pictures of them and sending them to their phones they could be shitting they could be fucking they could be in the safety of their home, I don’t care I’m getting that picture and it IS going to be sent to them.

[nicomochi9002]

hello everyone, god has tried to kill me once again, but as everyone knows dumbasses can’t die

[nicomochi9002]

actual conversation i had with my mom

mom: do you need any help wrapping your present?

me: yes every time i try to wrap a present-

mom: an angel gets its wings? :)

me: no, another person goes to hell

mom: >:O 

[nicomochi9002]

yall pickles (the sour kind, I’m not a fuckin loser) are my favorite food, I’m so fr when i say that i wanted pickles for dessert as a kid. I’d make my dumbass sick with how many i ate (I’ve overcome my picklerrhea and I’ve been ballin ever since) , i can go through one of those fuckin huge jars of them in a day no problem. my blood is pure pickle juice and I’m never going to die I’m full of electrolytes and godlike wonder

[nicomochi9002]

some people need their organs slurped out via silly straw

[nicomochi9002]

I’m back from the dead and unfortunately did not receive head