#nigel dickerson

[arrimorr]

Mr Bonzo and Needles have the same categories in their episode codes because they are friends, thats all

[detective-pigeon]

"my house belongs to a freakish clown monster"

Yeah, Nigel? So does mine. You're not special. They're called landlords.

[astystar]

You really should give it to him

[recurringtransgender]

This episode confirmed something for me about Mr. Bonzo that I've theorized about since Nigel Dickerson said, "He doesn't like it when people stare," and that's that Bonzo hates what he is. He went from a silly TV character made to make people laugh to a horrific symbol of fear best known for a mass murder and he's pissed about it.

[macabresymphonies]

Here's my takaway from this and past episodes, Bonzo is:

a homeowner, which implies he pays taxes

an actual, legal UK citizen (born in UK AND recognized by the government)

civil worker who gets more jobs than Nigel does these days

he does not break the law, since it's implied he's exempt by the government from the consequences

All of this means that Mr Bonzo is actually a more productive and valuable member of the society than his jobless bum of a roommate (Nigel). No wonder he's the one wearing fleshpants in the relationship.

[scribblegoblin]

An average Friday night for Nigel

[murderandcoffee]

do we know how old the interview with nigel at the start of the episode was? because he said he'd been keeping busy for the past 25 years, when the bonzo butcher incident happened and all bonzo-related stuff went down the gutter

because uh. if the interview was recent, you know what else happened 25 years ago?

the magnus institute burned down.

[sillywizardvoice]

let’s talk about bonzo. fucking asshole shit face bonzo, can’t even buy his own motherfucking house bonzo, lunchbox in comic sans frankly embarrassing goddamn blobby knockoff bonzo. i REFUSE to call that waste of space “mister” because he is undeserving of my time and respect. He’s a freak and gets paid to murder people, LIKE WORKS FOR THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED KINGDOM and he STILL lives with Nigel Dickface. From the moment I had to see his ugly ass yellow eggplant-for-a-nose face during the ARG i knew he was a piece of shit and guess what? time and time again i am proven right. If I ever have to hear him and his jaundiced ass again i am going to end the episode, unsubscribe from protocol, delete spotify, and scream. I want him to die a death where he is ground up Mikaele Salesa style, or maybe has each of his stupid motherfucking orange spots popped one by one. Do not come to me with your defenses for this sickly excuse for a creature. I don’t care whether he is a bear or a twink or a twunk he is BONZO he is SHIT and i HATE HIM. Stupid cocky asshole has a goddman theme song with children singing about him WHERE DID THOSE CHILDREN FUCKING COME FROM he is ugly and i haet him. fucking illiterate piece of televised garbage i hope nigel dickenass wakes up in a cold sweat every night because he created such an abhorrent monstrosity. i hope he knows it lives in his stupid fucking house wearing a stupid fucking fedora and i hope idiot loser bonzo kills him and then kills itself. i would celebrate his death every year with a cupcake that says I HATE FUCKING BONZO.