#mr. bonzo

[shackermalex]

If you want to survive, be polite to the monsters.

- Gwen *doesn't stare at Mr. Bonzo because he doesn't like eye contact (I can relate)*: leaves without problem

- Gwen *calls Ink5oul an idiot*: almost gets tattooed to death

- Colin *attacks FR3-D1*: gets reformatted

- Dane *threaten Heinrich Unheimlich with a gun*: is killed by toys

- Alice *shakes hands with Heinrich Unheimlich*: gets to sit in a 60€ chair

[murderandcoffee]

"mr. bonzo is one of our externals" I'm sorry, is that bitch getting PAID?

[bionicle]

The Magnus Protocol villains, more or less, approximately

[squircatlies]

When lady Mowbray commits cannibalism it's "sexy" and "a compelling commentary on socio-economic issues" but when I, Mr. Bonzo-

[hemi-demi]

Elias would have zero tolerance for externals in his Archives.

But also Mr. Bonzo would probably just eat him. Especially after being so damn rude 😞

Original:

My partner sent me a photo he found and I knew what had to be done.

I debated very heavily on whether he should wear the skirt and bloomers, but I'm already losing the plot with the crossover a bit.

[origami-trust]

Nigel Dickerson: The joke of my show has become my reality. Nigel: I'm imprisoned in a house I can't even call my own, forced to live with...that...that Thing. Nigel: For pity's sake, I have to spend my evening by the door waiting for him to return so he doesn't smash through the wall. Nigel: The only remaining scrap of joy in my life is knowing that He's sent out to face down monsters just as bad as he. Mr. Bonzo: *Bonzoing contentedly up to the door.* Mr. Bonzo: ....*expectant* Nigel: ...Welcome home, Mr. Bonzo. Mr. Bonzo: Bonzo BONZO! Nigel: If...if you don't mind telling me....where did they send you? Mr. Bonzo: *dips a finger in Putrid Meat Juice and etches out like a kids' fingerpainting*: STRIP CLUB :) Nigel:

[scribblegoblin]

An average Friday night for Nigel

[theaethernetconnection]

I'm so sorry but these descriptions make me laugh sooo hard

[his teeth are not soft]

[BONZO BONZO BONZO] like a pokemon that was never meant to be

[Mr. BONZO excitedly lumbers away] he's just so babygirl idk what to tell you