FEATURED FISH #2: THE RED TOOTHED TRIGGERFISH.
THIS IS ONE WONDERFUL FELLOW, FOLKS, THE RED TOOTH TRIGGERFISH IS A FISH I FOUNd WHILE SURFING GOOGLE IMAGES, TRYING TO SHOW ONE OF MY FRIENDS HOW WEIRD TRIGGERFISH LOOK.
LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL FUCKING FISH, MY FRIENDS. IT’S LIKE IT FOUND SOME FUCKIGN CANDY CORN ON THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND STUCK THEM IN IT’S MOUTH AND WENT AROUND BEING A GOOF-ASS VAMPIRE.
All hysterical cackling about this creatures FUCKING TEETH aside, this fish is really really beautiful and I love it, and the teeth are just icing on the cake honestly, look at this majestic creature:
Red toothed triggerfish can get to around 50 centimeters long, which is about 20 inches. That’s a pretty big boy! Despite it’s teeth, the red toothed trigger is actually a pretty peaceful noodle. It’s a big gentle dorky looking candy corn vampire and I love it. 10/10 perfect fish, would give them all my candy corn.