#nightmare.best

[fossaheel]

writers and artists and analysts and editors and ziners and cosplayers. people who make playlists and people who write lore/stream summaries and people who create knitted/croqueted/sewed projects. traditional artists and digital artists and comic artists. poetry writers and prose writers and a mix of both writers. lengthy analyses and brief analyses, fan-cam editors and shitposter editors, zine mods and zine contributors, every goddamn cosplayer. all the people who actually reblog the art and leave nice comments and cheer people on. fandom events and highly-anticipated streams and fandom surveys and fandom data and polls. collaboration across all types of artists, collections of works that are similar, dashboard known names like mangoball and passerine. meetups and discord calls and ask games. 

among us sus remix tubbo to 3k long the disc war finale breakdowns; the various las nevadas party playlists to the l’manberg blanket; the tireless SBI found family fic writers to the hundreds of dope ass c!dream designs.

i love being in this fandom so goddamn much. what a cool fucking place to be. 

[fossaheel]

guys i NEED you all to know that i would NEVER be in MCC or any kind of minecraft tournament, obviously, because I have the worst hand eye coordination skills, have mood issues that worsen with prolonged social contact, etc. I am also not a famous minecraft streamer HOWEVER. However. i would fucking KILL IT in the MCC makeup and attire. I would look at every item I’ve ever owned and if it didn’t slay enough pussy then I would not wear it i would carefully run my manicured nails coordinated with my team color over the few makeup products i own and i would make a masterpiece. there would be a cultural STANDARD set based on my performance I would go there and fucking kill it. everyone would GAZE upon me as i have so much team spirit and team slay I’d be crowned sexiest streamer alive my coordination skills would RIVAL the plastics or even the heathers I would make colors my bitch. i would make colors my BITCH that’s Colors by Halsey the entire goddamn album that would be MINE. There’s a reason I am not a Twitch streamer. These “Ranboo”s and “TommyInnit”s would be NOTHING to me. I am all of that and more. Everyone say it with me: mare is SEXY. mare is COORDINATED. mare is COOL. and MARE. IS. BAD AT MINECRAFT!!!!!!!!!

[fossaheel]

cannot believe i made a post about rice a few days ago that quite simply said ‘rice’... it was a smashing hit. revolutionary. i saw people’s mentalities and worldviews change simply because of that post, it was- it was incredible, honestly it was magnificent. and now, days have passed, and this unbecoming mouth response to my wisdom teeth surgery now torments me. have some more rice, mare. you swallowed a whole chunk of rice whole like a snake, why now do you shy away from it? i know that i cannot be afraid. i know that i have to stomach the courage to move past this, that i don’t NEED this rice. but it’s just- it’s painful. it’s painful, because i know i made a statement so universally loved: ‘rice’. and knowing that now, i have to turn my back to it. it makes me feel like i’ve failed people.

[fossaheel]

guys if I post my obituary here I’m going to make sure whoever posts it makes a single spelling error at one part of the post and I need someone to reblog correcting the mistake and then another person to criticize them for being heartless and then an unrelated individual to reblog commenting on the interchangeable usage of she and he as if one were a typo and then I need a deep and engaging conversation to emerge about the inherent gendering of my spirit and then I need this fuel to continue for several hours in which ten different blogs say they’re leaving the community due to toxicity only to reblog a funny post about GTWS like a bit later and then someone a month or two later realizes that my official obituary has very faint text in the corner and when you actually scan it its hex code and then when you search up the hex code it translates into binary and then from that binary you end up getting a series of characters and those characters make up the customizable part of a youtube link and then when you click on the youtube link it’s an unlisted video of a hamster running in circles and you’re like haha nice then you go into the comments and the highlighted comment links to a post I made and then you get there in the end and then it links to the post I made detailing my two year long feud with National Geographic and then you return to the obituary and go to the blog who corrected the typo and see that the blog title is Robert G. Young, the chief financial officer at National Geographic, and then he deactivates his blog a day later and you feel relieved knowing you’ve avenged me. I also need everyone to thereby tag my obituary with discourse due to the mess it causes. TY 

[fossaheel]

in my dream last night, all i could access on my phone was your blog, and all you were talking about was how much of a credit card ranboo is.

like not how ranboo has money, it was all “ranboo would be the kinda guy to have wacky digits on the back”

“ranboo the kinda guy you can get 5% back on every purchase (some exclusions apply)”

and this like jarred my brain so much i haven’t stopped thinking about this, i’m my dream i literally thought “oml i have to remember this for later in case i’m dreaming rn” and now it’s the only thing i can remember from the dream

tbh idk if this was about one of the ranboo characters or the cc himself, but ya know it works either way

like ranboo the kinda guy youd have to swipe three times at a gas station because the machine is acting up again

this is the funniest fucking thing i've read in a while

[fossaheel]

It's very nice seeing so many peeps meeting up with their internet friends this summer! He's me with my number one fan ^^ 🧡🧡

(for context, it's the cough syrup bottle Mare had as pfp on April Fools. I spent 3 weeks running around the US trying to find the exact same brand, but alas, I was unsuccessful, so I had to settle for the next closest one)

YESSSS <333 So so good getting to meet a close tumblr friend IRL! <3

[fossaheel]

life update time with mare. accidentally signed myself up for a party and just ate a slice of watermelon that had a bit of the shell on it. feeling pretty high 87 low 53 wind 3mph humidity 47% precipitation 2%. thinking about my bitter grudge against national geographic. tune in next time to life updates with mare for more crazy posts like this

[fossaheel]

relatable short

hey Puzzle what the fuck does this mean