You both crack me up, and I'm sure if he had a girlfriend we'd know about it. Charlie doesn't seem like the type to keep secrets easily, and even so he'd definitely tell Alex about it. And we all know that Alex could not possibly keep that news a secret, it'd end up leaking out somehow through Alex or Charlie. Those two, I swear. Can't tell them *anything*.
i know right!
they're just like me, as soon as charlie says 'you have to keep our relationship secret' i accidentally let it slip on tumblr
i mean
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