Dick calling up Bruce for dating advice is hilarious to me. "I probably upset my girlfriend by running out on her and I think I might lose her. Quick, let me call up the guy who has never had a functional romantic relationship ever. Who has in fact had a flashback montage of all of his girlfriends storming out on him. Because he also kept running out on them for vigilante stuff/also couldn't prioritize them. Surely the guy who hasn't figured it out can help me!"







