Mar 25
Dick calling up Bruce for dating advice is hilarious to me. "I probably upset my girlfriend by running out on her and I think I might lose her. Quick, let me call up the guy who has never had a functional romantic relationship ever. Who has in fact had a flashback montage of all of his girlfriends storming out on him. Because he also kept running out on them for vigilante stuff/also couldn't prioritize them. Surely the guy who hasn't figured it out can help me!"
#okay the 'bruce has never had a functional romantic relationship ever' is arguable#he's gotten close#however. he has then proceeded to flee the second things started looking long-term.#which is...not very functional#so. like. yeah.#either way he's...not exactly someone you'd expect to give good dating advice#dc#batman#dcu#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#dick grayson#bruce wayne#mage reads comics#nightwing read#nightwing 1996