The Ballad of Nikocado
Eating his way to fame
It's all about the game
He plays the hand he's fed
Gorged until he's dead
Unless it's just water weight
It's time to eat and cry
Feast on cheese and fries
Getting fat but he doesn't know why
The Mukbang King can never die
He's always got a lot on his plate
It's all our fault
A crying shame
A medical mystery
And we're all to blame
Call up corporate
Call up Nancy
Disabled and heavier
From rampant sycophancy
The ceaseless avocado nightmare tormenting me
The virtuous violin vegan
Built his empire great and tall
From humble roots he began
And from the top he starts to fall
Unless he turns back before it's too late
He's choking on his double chin
And watching the trolls finally win
Although he identified as thin
He found the real threat from within
His dramatic fortune sealing his fate
It's all our fault
A crying shame
A medical mystery
And we're all to blame
Call up corporate
Call up Nancy
Disabled and heavier
From rampant sycophancy
The ceaseless avocado nightmare haunting us forever
