#nikolas;

[dhikisifuri]

               Don’t mind him, he’s just fallen asleep standing up. That seemed to be the norm for him now a days. Though he likely shouldn’t be doing that while leaning up against the shop. 

[dhikisifuri]

hey niko i believe you've forgotten your honeybun's birthday

I haven’t forgotten. I’m just doing something very time consuming for it and won’t give it to him till it’s perfect.

[dhikisifuri]

He’s having too much fun with this. Look at that, he’s totally just going to nuzzle that doll like a little fucking kid in a candy store. He’s even giving that voonico a hug too. Just look at this adorable little shit go.

[mwuaji]

bluehairmessiah replied to your post:For every minions post I see on Facebook, I’m...

id join but i dont do facebook. dont die man

Death by Alcohol is befitting for me.

But nah, I’ll be alright.

Until I’m thirty minutes in because there’s about 12 Minions related posts on my FB already and I’m only a few minutes in.

[mwuaji]

surreptitiousseeker replied to your post:For every minions post I see on Facebook, I’m...

Oh gods please be careful.

Me? Not careful? With alcohol?

Yeah that’s about right. I make no promises, I will be drunk. There will be no help for the wicked ass lumberjack tonight.

Hi, I’m Nikolas, please don’t try to put me in AA.

[mwuaji]

For every minions post I see on Facebook, I’m going to take a shot.

See you in five minutes, I’ll be drunk as hell.

[mwuaji]

I didn’t get what “Netflix and Chill” meant until now.

But let me just say, I literally mean Let’s watch Netflix and fuckin’ chill. Sorry man, but you’re not getting laid without watching a few movies and drinking.

[mwuaji]

Tf do you mean I described looking like a “Hipster” Jason? The fuck is a hipster?

Check back, I googled that shit.

Hipsters have a weird sense of fashion and I like it. Braid flowers in my beard.