#nilfgaard will rise

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Death By Sorceress

Geralt, gazing at Yenn: I want that one.

Jaskier: The proper way to introduce yourself to a sorceress is, "Might mine taketh a half moment of thine time that I may become acquainted with thou most preferred name as mine is-"

Ciri, interrupting: He already walked up and smacked her ass.

Jaskier: Well, that's one way to go.

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The Witcher Family Road Trip

Jaskier: Are we there yet?

Geralt: No. Roach is going as fast as he can.

Jaskier: Are we there now?

Yennifer: You're gonna have to be patient sweetie, it's a long trip.

Jaskier: How about now?

Geralt: In the name of the Fates, if I hear you ask one more time I will pull this cart over.

Jaskier: ...

Ciri: Are we there yet?

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Ciri: Would you rather date Jaskier or Yennifer.

Geralt: Evil is evil, Ciri. Lesser, greater, middling; it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I’m not a pious hermit. I haven't done only good in my life. But if I am to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.

Ciri: ... Sooooo, that's probably Jaskier then?

Geralt: Probably.

Yennifer: Why, I never. Of all the ungrateful ...

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