I have indeed gotten attached to @jackie-mae 's crk AU that I'm calling Hat Bound Smilk for the time being since she hasn't given it a name yet.
EDIT:
This AU has now been officially named Jammed Within the Seams. It's also called hatsmilkau.
Jackie has actually started a fic for this AU! Check out her post about it here!
This kind of makes this whole writing I did moot, but oh well! /lh
(Note: I used some of the canon dialogue in this. Mainly at the start of this)
After a tough bout, Shadow Milk Cookie was on the verge of collapsing and Pure Vanilla Cookie wasn’t far behind.
“Kh… Haa… Haa… Pathetic fools…”
Pure Vanilla Cookie reached his hand out to Shadow Milk Cookie.
“It doesn’t have to be like this, Shadow Milk Cookie.”
Shadow Milk Cookie slapped his hand away.
“Ha ha ha! Inhale How “kind” of you! Mark my words: one day, your “kindness” pant will become your undoing.” He waved his staff, opening a portal behind him. “I’ll be seeing you! pant pant… Tootles!”
“WAIT!”
Pure Vanilla Cookie’s staff lit up.
He couldn’t just let him go like that!
The room lit up with a single spell.
. . .
tink
Shadow Milk Cookie and the portal were gone…
GingerBrave ran to where he had been standing moments ago.
“Gah! He’s gone!”
Strawberry Cookie picked something off the ground.
“And he dropped something…”
“Be carful Strawberry Cookie, it might be another trap-” Wizard Cookie looked at the item. “Wait a minute. That’s- That’s his Soul Jam!”
THUD
“PURE VANILLA COOKIE!”
The three of them ran to Pure Vanilla Cookie’s side.
He shakily pushed him self up right with his staff.
“Don’t worry, I’m… pant just a bit tired...”
The whole tower begun to shake.
“Without… pant pant its master, the Spire will collapse…! Quick, we must leave this place!”
GingerBrave helped Pure Vanilla Cookie to his feet.
Strawberry Cookie trembled, still holding Shadow Milk Cookie’s Soul Jam.
“Wh-wh-wh-what should we do with this…!?”
Pure Vanilla Cookie answered.
“We should take it with us.”
“Oh! And don’t your hat!”
“Thank you, Wizard Cookie.”
- Sometime later -
Pure Vanilla Cookie pointed his staff at the eye on his hat, gazing into it.
“Shadow Milk Cookie. You’re in there aren’t you?”
“. . . ha… HAHAHAHAHA! What a dumb question from the Cookie WHO SEALED ME HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!”
(One thing to note is that from the sketches it looked like Shadow Milk Cookie didn't have his own Soul Jam anymore and his comment on Nilla's Soul Jam calling it "ours" made me think Pure Vanilla Cookie now has both Soul Jams. If this is not the case, then just ignore the few parts talking about Smilk's Soul Jam.