Chat with a jake English
TT: HellO
GT: Well hello there.
TT: YoU ArE JakE RighT?
TT: HavE AnY AdventureS RecentlY?
GT: Wait how the ruddy hell do you know my name?
GT: Im not aware that my fame is fast spreading.
TT: CausE I HavE YouR WholE TimelinE HerE!
TT: it is ReallY InterestinG!
GT: You have my whole timeline? As in... you can see anything and everythings thats ever, is, and will be happening to me?
TT: MosT of it. i am NoT TelliN YoU DiddlY SquaT foR ThE MosT ParT ThougH
TT: GottA RespecT ThE MysterY
GT: Oh id rather i get no spoilers thats for sure.
GT: Not knowing is half the fun of adventuring after all!
TT: YeP!
TT: UnlesS it is TimE HoppinG
TT: TheN it JusT GetS ConfusinG
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GT: Oh dont even start on time shit on me.
GT: Im certainly no maestro of time and itd get confusing really quickly.
TT: i WilL NoT, do NoT WorrY
TT: me AnD my TimE HoppinG FrienD WherE AttemptinG TwO FigurE it OuT.
TT: we GavE up
GT: Its just utterly absurd when you think about it really/
GT: I mean why make matters worse by entangling yourself in numerous stable time loops?
TT: so we do NoT RuN IntO OurselveS
TT: we DiD OncE
TT: it WaS REALLY ConfusinG
GT: Im sure it wouldve been that way.
GT: Although might i ask why you have my entire timeline for your discretion?
TT: FoR InformativE PurposeS
TT: AnD BecausE it WaS SeT up WitH YouR AnD YouR FriendS TimelineS
TT: a LoT of TimelineS ActuallY
GT: Well now you seem to be fond of observing a great multitude of timelines....
TT: it is FuN! SpeciallY WheN HidinG
TT: SomE of my PlanetS HistorY is ReallY CrueL TwO ThosE WitH my BlooD
GT: You trolls and your obsession with blood colour....
GT: Ill never quite understand why you chaps hold it in such esteem.
TT: SomE do.
TT: AnD in SomE TimelineS YouR BlooD ColoR TellS YouR JoB
TT: my BlooD is NoT EveN on SpectruM at ThiS TimE PerioD
GT: What colour is it?
TT: ReD-OrangE
TT: BetweeN RusT AnD CoppeR
TT: SetS me up FoR CulliN
GT: Oh pshaw blood is blood regardless of the colour.
GT: If any of them said otherwise i wouldbe likely charged them down guns blazing!
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TT: my StrifE SpecifI is GunkinD as WelL
TT: AnD FoR ThE BlooD ThinG BlamE ThE CondensE
GT: Tch it figures.
GT: Shes always ruining everything she gets her fishy little hands on.
TT: YeaH
TT: HeR HerisS CulleD my AncestoR.
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GT: Really now? Thats pretty low for a supposedly royalblooded troll.
TT: HardlY, HeR HerisS WaS MorE 'BloodthirstY
TT: WenT TwO ThE FrontlineS of EverythinG
TT: MaY as WelL BeeN a RainboW DrinkeR
GT: Tch royals who actually do something.
GT: And never any good at that.
TT: TruE.
TT: my TimelinE HaD a GooD EmpresS.
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TT: ShE WaS in my SessioN
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GT: Im sure she definitely wasnt the condesce.
GT: Did your session succeed?
TT: no, OuR SpacE PlayeR DieD.
TT: we ScratcheD it.
TT: BuT my FrienD AnD i WherE DeaD
GT: And then the scratched session succeeded?
TT: no CluE
TT: OnE of my 'DarK PocketS'
GT: Heh time shit again no doubt.
TT: ClosE, VoiD PlayerS
TT: AnD it WaS a TwO PlayeR SessioN as WelL, so TheY Couldn'T SucceD
GT: Pity. I guess most sburb sessions end up that way huh.
TT: YeaH.
TT: HoW is YouR SessioN?
GT: Void. And very dull at that.
TT: MakE ThE BesT of it!
TT: WhaT HappeneD RecentlY?
GT: Yeah we are! Its been 153 days since we entered and thingsve been going crazy i assure you!
TT: HoW so?
TT: is it Jane'S BirthdaY YeT?
GT: Is it now? Im not sure.
TT: oh DeaR!
TT: YoU ReallY ShoulD InvesT in a CalandeR!
GT: Yeah maybe i should but you know we cant find them here.
TT: TruE.
TT: HoW AbouT DreamS?
TT: HoW ArE TheY WithouT EitheR SopoR or ProspiT?
GT: ...You know of my lack of dreamself too it seems.
GT: Its weird really, being the only wakingself among the four.
TT: i CaN SeE ThaT
TT: NoT ReallY ActuallY, Witche
TT: S ArE AlwayS ThE FirsT TwO WakE!
GT: Yeah we have no witches among our number so theres that.
GT: Dirks been swapping between waking and dream selves so much its second nature to him.
TT: ThE LuckY QuackbeasT!
TT: ThaT is ThE EartH ExpressioN RighT?
GT: Somewhere along those lines yes.
TT: GooD!
TT: it is ReelY
TT: WeirD ThaT HumanS do NoT Have LusiI
GT: Yeah i know you guys find our culture peculiar.
GT: Not that i particularly mind.
TT: YoU HavE LusiI RoaminG YouR IslanD RighT? or DiD.
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GT: Indeed i did.
TT: PrettY NiftY
TT: YouR EartH FooD is ReallY CooL.
TT: ThE ChocolatE StufF is The BesT!
GT: Youve sampled it?
TT: YeaH. TransporalizerS ArE ThE BesT!
GT: Well now im glad you like the stuff.
TT: AlterniA's MaiN FooD is MeaT AnD LusuS MilK
TT: AnD WateR AnD CuttlefisH
GT: Heh heh well ive devoured some of the fauna here on more than one occasion.
GT: Cant stand the smell of grilling meat though. It brings back awful memories.
TT: OkaY.
TT: WhY DiD YoU ScreaM 'FisH HitleR?;
GT: ...Reasons.
TT: OnE of ThE WeirD HumaN ThingS
TT: do YoU KnoW WhaT ThE HorroR TerrorS ArE?
GT: Actually no.
GT: From the sounds of it id rather not find out.
TT: NeveR MinD TheN.
TT: HoW ArE YouR EscapadeS?
GT: Oh theyve been great mostly.
TT: PerfecT!
TT: oh, my FrienD SayS it is SafE TwO LeavE NoW!
TT: LovelY ChattiN WitH ya!
TT: (do you have a tumblr or a deviant art?)
GT: [[tumblr:scienceisawesome132]]
TT: (( Thanks, I'm Neolanturn ))