Ninjago headcannons cause I’m bored and my parents are arguing:p
•”people don’t say bless you anymore they just stare at you.” Yeah that’s Lloyd. And jay
•>>speaking of Lloyd and Jay they are #besties and send each other crappy fritz donnagan memes at like 3 am and both try not to laugh and wake up kai
•>>>also Jay dose his best to make shure Lloyd got to reclaim some of his childhood by taking him to comic stores and to the movies ect. Kai comes along sometimes too
•one of Zane’s hobbies is restoring old songs from like the Ninjago equivalent of the 1920s and posting them on Spotify. He has millions of monthly listeners but he dgaf
•>> Jay cole and Nya were temporarily in a band together (cole-drums,Jay-bass,Nya-vocals and guitar) they were very mediocre but they had fun.
•Kai is a very light sleeper but you could literally start jackhammering bedrock by nyas ear and she wouldn’t even stir
•Lloyd sometimes will just take a fistful of mint(Zane grows some alongside cilantro and basil) and will just munch on it over the sink at like midnight. Nya comes in and dosent even bother to ask cause she used to eat sand till she was like 11
•Kai once bleached his hair blond after being left home alone for five hours. It looked surprisingly good but he wanted a more intense color and ruined it. And the bathroom
•>>also Kai can’t be left home alone for more than two hours or else he starts listening to his impulsive thoughts cause Zane isn’t there to stop him
•Lloyd would say what the sigma and Cole quotes vines. Zane finds his jokes in the most obscure places and no one ever know what he’s talking about
•Nya dosent play video games cause she feels the need to 100% every single one in every way. She will not sleep,eat or drink until she dose.
•Jay absolutely refuses to swear in any circumstances. Instead he says the most out of poker phrases he catch from his parents.
•>>”well poke a hole in my lemons and fry me up why don’t you?! This really clicks my crickets!”
•>>>Kai who raised himself and swears like a sailor “what in the ever loving fuck are you talking about. The hell”
•Cole has a pet bearded dragon named rocky :3
•>>when the lizard (unfortunately) passed he because super interested in thorny devils and would love to have one day
•Zane is insanely good at crochet. He’s made castles.
•Lloyd likes pretending the food on his plate is a little civilization that he’s destroying. Evil dictator genes run deep
•Nya always cuts her own hair and dosent trust anyone (but Kati to touch it)
•also Nya loves orcas and collects anything with orcas on it.
