uhhhhh let’s go with... wen ning/jin zixuan, for the “holding my heart in your hand” jokes (or the other, more nsfw jokes that one could make 😳)
Y’know, I feel like wen ning and jzx could have actually been friends if... you know... situations hadnt happened and they werent a jin and a wen. romeo and juliet anyone? now with twice the “rip your heart out of your chest” action!
falls asleep on the couch: Jin Zixuan. Have YOU ever tried dealing with Jin Guangshan? it’s exhausting!
makes friends with the neighbors: They both do. Jin Zixuan may be an awkward potato of a man, but he knows a thing or two about diplomacy and making people like you. and people just love wen ning automatically even if he’s too shy to interact with others.
is the adventurous eater: wen ning by a long shot, only because the jin family eat only snooty rich people food. wen ning will introduce him to the concept of street food! you can’t just eat caviar all the time, sweetie!
hogs the covers at night: jin zixuan. wen ning doesn’t need them and there’s a DRAFT in jin zixuan’s body, thank you very much!
forgets to do the dishes: jin zixuan doesn’t do dishes, that is for poor people. wen ning, trophy housewife extraordinaire, NEVER forgets, though.
tries to surprise their partner more often: hey wen ning! want some new jewelry? a guan made of solid silver? the rarest tea in china? jin zixuan’s got you covered, bby!
leaves dirty laundry on the floor: neither do, because wen ning likes to be tidy and jin zixuan would never leave his prada hanfu on the ground. who do you think he is?
stays up til 2 AM reading: jin zixuan can easily lose track of time. wen ning has to physically lift him up and put him to bed. <3
sings in the shower: wen ning has a special song for each thing he does in the shower. jin zixuan is particularly fond of the “washing my hair” song.
takes the selfies: jin zixuan. he knows the proper angles to hide the giant gaping hole in his chest. sorry babe, wen ning didn’t mean it. mwah~
plans date night: it isn’t so much he plans them out, but whatever wen ning says he wants to do, jin zixuan is going to find a way to make sure he gets to experience it.