Six Incorrect Quotes I made up (most likely based on convos between my friends and I.)
Anne: Kat, I got you a new headband!
Kat, putting her phone down while she is on call with Anna and Cathy: Ooh! I can be a ninja now! *puts on the head band* Look Cous, Ima ninja!
Anne: Kat, that’s not how you wear it—
Kat: I don’t care Anne, I want to be a ninja— hears Cathy and Anna snickering. Oh shoot, I think my mic is still on.
Anna: yup <3
Cathy, mimicking Kat while laughing: I don’t care Anne, I want to be a ninja!
Kat: ........... I have regrets.










