Mall AU, Omg, ok so
Spook would either have a job at a version of Spencer’s and quietly or smugly disapprove of customer purchases. Or he’d be a massuse instead but instead of massaging people, he wrestles and fights them. Conan is tHE MALL COP AND HE TAKES HIS JOB VERY SERIOUSLY. His segway is his chariot, no one is allowed to touch it. Booker is the little train conductor for the children’s train that runs around the mall floor.














