#nintendo why?

[duskkodesh]

I... Nintendo, did you perhaps think about other people having to see this?

[almightycows]

me: hurt me

Nintendo: nah not tonight babe i got a headache

me the next day: oh hey a new Zelda trailer came out. i hope we get more backstory on the champions and see what adventures await after the defeat of Calamity Ganon

Nintendo: wanna watch the champions die?

me: what

Nintendo: you’re gonna see the moments everything went to shit

me: stop-

Nintendo: and baby Sidon is gonna be sad

me: *ugly sobbing*

[livingemerald]

Wow, what the actual hell :/

[hexite-nightmares]

Lowkey fuming at the Pepsi looking fire emblem characters. How am I supposed to slut around looking like Colgate kids toothpaste?

[alphaservnetwork]

((Why?))

[spacecowboyart]

Was supposed to be asleep hours ago, but that switch conference has me fucked up