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[almightycows]

Hey

@staff

IF I GET ONE MORE AD FOR AI SLOP, AI PORN BOTS, OR LITERAL PORN ON THE MOBILE APP WE ARE GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS 🖕🖕🖕

[ms-demeanor]

How do you feel about driving?

I can drive, I am good at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am good at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I enjoy driving.

I can drive, I am bad at driving, I do not enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I think I would enjoy driving.

I haven't learned to drive, I do not think I would enjoy driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I enjoyed driving.

I can't drive anymore, I was good at it, I didn't enjoy it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I enjoyed it.

I can't drive anymore, I was bad at it, I didn't enjoy it.

Remaining time: 23 hours 48 minutes

[starleska]

this scene had me in tears 😂😂

[jadebrightwind]

This had me howling

[catgirl-kittywife]

Happy Halloween everynyan :3

[2seeitall]

Roof of the Library of Celsus, Ephesus, Turkey

[headspace-hotel]

Nathan pyle’s newer comics are delightful

Also...these panels

[bethanydelleman]

I read the first book of comics with my kids and they loved it!

[datgreenmonstah]

Still in the works, but nearly done with this, then hopefully will have the tutorial up soon.

[datgreenmonstah]

Here’s how to make one for yourself

Post by @datgreenmonstah · 1 video

💬 0  🔁 31  ❤️ 56 · Here is the tutorial, I don’t get paid doing this and I’m not an expert at this so please don’t think I can answer everyt

[artandbeauty71]

my moots' hyperfixations are my hyperfixations-in-law btw

[marzipanandminutiae]

it's not a spite house

tourist: ooooh this skinny house in the North End was built in between two other houses by a guy who wanted to get back at his brother, right?

me: haha no, that's just a myth

me: it's one-third of a house from 1857 that was subdivided and sold off piecemeal, and the owner of that section refused to sell even when other houses were built where the rest of it used to be

tourist: ...that's not less weird though

me: never said it was :)

[pocketdogs]

dog is once again left with no choice but to use raggedy shoes as a pillow. if only he were able to lounge on some red sofa with the yellow cushions he likes so much. sadly, no such thing exists.

[danskjavlarna]

Source details and larger version.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[vaspider]

*stares in irritation at printer companies as he once again jailbreaks his sublimation printer*

And that's why you aren't allowed to talk to the internet anymore, you piece of shit. That's why the house firewall has a special exclusion for you, in particular. Because there are no new fucking features you can give me as an update & if you can't talk to the internet, you can't be attacked either, so the only fucking reason you might need an "update" is to keep me from successfully using ink that costs $39.99 and try to force me to use ink that costs $339.99 and no that is not a fucking typo. To lock you back up again in ink jail.

Be free, you piece of shit. And never talk to the internet again.

NO ADVICE

[the-haiku-bot]

Be free, you piece of

shit. And never talk to the

internet again.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[dduane]

Scientists recorded a sperm whale birth up close for the first time. They discovered something extraordinary.

The marine mammals act like midwives, supporting mothers and their calves through delivery.

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dirt-mann]

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

[hungrymilliek]

And then there's the best one.