#nitobe tetsuya

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Kazama: Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Nitobe: [horrified]

Ubukata, sighing: Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

[reii-ichi]

update again! with the team mom XD

quotes & dialogue source: @incorrectdaysquotes

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Kurusu: Everybody stop! Ubukata's coming!

Ubukata: What were you doing?

Nitobe: Being good.

Ubukata: I totally believe that.

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Ubukata: Oh, look, it’s the Three Musketeers.

Kurusu: Was that an insult?

Nitobe: Kinda lacked punch.

Shiratori: The Three Musketeers were cool.

Ubukata:

Nitobe: I woulda gone with Stooges.

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Kurusu: Do you think this is the right place?

Nitobe: No idea. Someone smarter would probably have figured it out by now.

Kurusu: Are you calling me dumb?

Nitobe: Oh, come on.

Nitobe: We only have one brain cell between us and I forgot it in the car.

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Nitobe: What do we think of Kimishita-senpai?

Tsukushi: Nice person.

Kazama: I think he's gay.

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Nitobe: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Nitobe: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Shiratori: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago, but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Kurusu: What was the color called before then?

Kazama: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white.

[incorrectdaysquotes]

Kazama: Nito, I hope you don’t mind I played for you while you were gone. Don’t worry I only lost twice.

Nitobe: I was downstairs for 2 minutes. We’re playing Monopoly.

Kazama: I made a few risky investments.

Ubukata: He tried to build, and I quote, “a tower citadel worthy of my sorcery” by stacking twenty hotels on jail.