#nknq

[suavedemoncrowley]

my wife is flirting in her sleep 

[suavedemoncrowley]

when u n the bae need to remember how many US states ur married in 

[suavedemoncrowley]

your wife is problematic:

starts tumblr fights over fictional gay scientists

goes to newtoff in america without you

wears a really cute top today how dare you

[suavedemoncrowley]

I hate the world today

you're so good to me I know

but you showed me the twoflower casting in that film and now we are not speaking 

[suavedemoncrowley]

last night my wife called a wake "the funeral after party"

[suavedemoncrowley]

naekingnaequinnaelairdnaemaster replied to your post:lost a follower so I finally get to celebrate... YOU LOST A FOLLOWER BECAUSE YOUR QUEUE MAKES IT LOOK LIKE YOU’RE DELIBERATELY TROLLING my queue does a better job than I ever could. I'm proud of my heterophobic little baby. honestly of someone is up Travis Beacham's ass that far they're probably better of crawling back into the rectum. Or else yk it's a deletion or buttmad avensexual or crazy random happenstance. who knows but 420 dude wish I was in cali for it : p

[suavedemoncrowley]

NKNQ got a DS and she's so qt. she's got pokemon so idk. can people do the pokemans together? you should play with her she's ADORABLE. 

[suavedemoncrowley]

oh okay yeah that happened ur probably good. I love you take care of yourself. /schmoooooooppppppppp

ok u too, don't join any religious cults, don't do anything regrettable to your workmates and come home safe <33