#nlgen5

[bastardtrait]

hihihihi we have a new baby AND we have our heir! in keeping with the ivy school naming theme, i have named her University of Pennsylvania. no, really. you can just call her Penny though.

harvey's making the same face as you reading that. trust me.

[bastardtrait]

fatal crash in del sol valley kills 2: famed actress judith ward, and sweater vest aficionado cassie nova. witnesses say strangely indestructible dog walked calmly away from the scene.

[bastardtrait]

dude i'm not gonna lie to you after fiona croaked, i was -700% interested in playing vampires lol. so cass cass went online to find an "elixir of no more vampirism". aka she drank a moodlet drink and i changed her into a human again.

Cassie: everything reminds me of her </3

[bastardtrait]

something really fucked up is that fiona developed a fear of death not long at all before got electrocuted and died at the robotics station :|

Fiona: oh no i manifested too hard :( *dies*

uhhh...rest in peace fiona reed lucky. i wasn't expecting that to happen tbh.

[bastardtrait]

hi what THE FUCK IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!!!!!!

[bastardtrait]

what if we kissed underneath the defaced university of britechester quad statue and we were both girls 😳🥺👉🏼👈🏼

[bastardtrait]

while cassie sleeps (nerd behaviour) fiona goes out to do vampire shit (chad behaviour). there's julia wright finding fi "proper & polite" for shlopping on her blood.

this is the beginning of their lifelong situationship. i am so serious rn.

[bastardtrait]

man, how difficult it must be for irl parents of young kids to go and get their degree at the same time. shout out to the parents. these two ladies went out there and killed it with their grades in between child rearing and the ever-important, uh... (checks notes) stealing lemons.