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“ILLUMI! WHAT IN THE SEVEN CIRCLES OF HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING!” Kikyo screamed as she caught sight of her burning kitchen “LOOK AT MY KITCHEN! ILLUMI ZOLDYCK, WAIT TO I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I WILL PUT THIS FIRE OUT WITH YOUR HAIR. OOH MY POOR KITCHEN, HOW AM I TO MAKE FOOD NOW?! YOU BETTER FIX THIS BY THE END OF THE DAY YOUNG MAN OR I WILL GET YOUR FATHER!”
(‾-ƪ‾)
My muse just did something really stupid. Send (‾-ƪ‾) to facepalm at their idiocy.
Hisoka came running into the room, yelling out, “Illumi! Illumi I need your help! I need you to help me get it out!”
He came to a sliding stop in front of the silent assassin, breathing heavily. “You have to help me Illumi, there has got to be a way to get it out without involving scissors.”
As Illumi just stood there Hisoka became more and more agitated until he finally spit out his problem, hands clenching and unclenching at his sides “Gum illumi. Gum. There is gum in my hair. I fucking fell asleep with gum in my mouth, AND WOKE UP WITH IT IN MY HAIR! I can’t cut my hair Illumi, I just can’t.”
There was silence in the room after Hisoka’s outburst, but it was finally broken with the sound of flesh hitting flesh as Illumi facepalmed at the sheer idiocy of the Joker.
♟(for both Silva and Kikyo)
♟- The first time they knew they were in love
Silva: When I first met Kikyo, I think I knew she was somebody special. I mean there are not a lot of girls, much less grown men, who would come up to a member of the Zoldyck family just to curse them out and kick them where it hurts. Plus she managed to sneak past my sensors and shot me in the chest. Accident or not, that’s some pretty good skills for a fifteen year old girl. I think I had always loved her from then and that love simply grew the more I got to know her.
Kikyo: I get embarrassed when I retell this tale. But it is the first time I fell in love with him. Before that event happened, I thought he was an annoying weakling. He was always so shy and clumsy around me, it pissed me off. The only reason why I put up with him before was because he got me job opportunities. Jobs that paid really, really well. Then one day while on a job together, something unexpected happened. You see the client who hired us apparently wasn’t a true client. He was actually some guy a bunch of black list hunters paid to lure a member of the Zoldyck family out into the open. I ended up getting into the middle of their plan by accident. You see when we had arrived to the location the client directed us too. I had decided that I wanted to scout up ahead to find our target's exact location. I was feeling a little greedy and wanted to snipe the sucker without Silva so I could collect the entire reward. I told Silva to hang back behind , and he did because like I said he was stupid around me.
While I was looking around, someone managed to knock me out cold. I think they struck me with a strong of sleep serum. Back then I didn’t have poison training so I wasn’t immune to the effects . A few moments later I woke up to find myself in a nen-reinforced cage. I was also in the middle of a camp surrounded by blacklist hunters. They could tell I wasn't a Zoldyck member, because our false-client pointed out that I wasn't Silva and I was pretty easy to capture. However, he did tell them that I was obviously someone special to him. With that knowledge out, they decided to use me as bait. I didn’t think it would work, I didn’t think I meant anything to anyone. But then came a extremely pissed off Silva, rising out of the shadows as if he were an angel of death. I’ve never seen him look so dangerous, so cold and ferocious. When he began to kill all those hunters before my eyes, I was both stunned and in awe. When he had finished them all off, he immediately came to get me out of the cage. He looked so worried over me, something no one ever felt towards me before. It was then that I knew he felt something towards me and I started to realize that maybe he wasn’t so bad. That he was a man I could love.
Hangs a sign that says "I keep saying I'll kill Gon someday but I never actually do it" on Hisoka.
-shrugs- it’s not someday yet. This fruit takes fucking forever to ripen.
