#nnkrp

[dingdongdoorman]

Hey so. My notifs broke and since they've been broke months I don't remember if I asked you why you got arrested. Why you in jail Fishguy? Maybe don't drink from those taps there might be lead in them...

~Goobert 2

hey don’t worry about it man. protip don’t steal from the king he will get your ass arrested. and then he’ll send a guy over to break your leafphone u_u Anyway I got a new phone w flower shop money and i am back in business, babey!

[dingdongdoorman]

The sagely what

~Goobert 2

Ugh dw abt it man it's like. weirdo history stuff. it's kind of a boring course but it's a prereq, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dingdongdoorman]

How long do you have to go on sewer stick adventures? You're not dead yet right?

~Goobert 2

i’m all done now! (hopefully) twas just until exams bc the city Desperately needs more educated workers 💀 so they’re letting me go back & study. i’m not dead yet!

[dingdongdoorman]

Ugly ass guy

~Goobert 2

yo????

[dingdongdoorman]

Hey! Don't be rude to Mister One Dollar! That's mean!

~Goobert 2

i don't know what to do with you anymore

[dingdongdoorman]

Or maybe that's the guy on the fronts name? It's either that or his name is One Dollar I guess

~Goobert 2

That’d be a weird name but tbf it looks like Some People have some Odd Names here

[dingdongdoorman]

It's a United States of America dumdum it says so right at the top

~Goobert 2

wtf is that????? 😭 goobs ur not helping

[dingdongdoorman]

Heheh look at this loser who has taxes to evade and a stick in the sewers heheheh

~Goobert 2

GUYS. goobert is fuckijgn buillyijgnme