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ni no kuni roleplay blog (ooc @dovand) || i’m a student in DDD and i work part time as a city guard :P || that fish did nothing wrong

[munkseel]

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[the-anomaly-painter]

This post has been Distorted by Shrimp Colors!

[dingdongdoorman]

Boop

~Goobert 2

ok i'll bite WHAT is with this boop update on leafblr like. hello. what's happening. also hi goobs what's up man

[dingdongdoorman]

A friend where I am hit me with stick what's not clicking

~Goobert 2

i have a lot of unposted asks from u goobster sorry lol. i hope ur healing after ur stick based injury. and "where i am" would be where exactly

[dingdongdoorman]

The sagely what

~Goobert 2

Ugh dw abt it man it's like. weirdo history stuff. it's kind of a boring course but it's a prereq, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dingdongdoorman]

How long do you have to go on sewer stick adventures? You're not dead yet right?

~Goobert 2

i’m all done now! (hopefully) twas just until exams bc the city Desperately needs more educated workers 💀 so they’re letting me go back & study. i’m not dead yet!

[familiarology]

Me? No. Fishguy? Maybe

~Goobert 2

Oh sorry, did you think I'd got caught for tax evasion?? You FOOL!!! There's no taxes to evade here and now laws to say I should pay them!! I'm IMMUNE!!! ~Goobert 2

@dingdongdoorman are you okay

where are you that there's no taxes.

[dingdongdoorman]

Oh yeah i got sent to the sewers to fight monsters with a stick 👍 i don’t recommend it. apparently goobert is in DDD ??? or has been recently. they said to me that they were drinking hot chocolate in the sewers which is. fascinating

[familiarology]

why were you sent to the sewers to fight monsters with a stick. also there are definitely taxes in ding dong dell

[dingdongdoorman]

didn't pay my taxes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[dingdongdoorman]

Friend hit me with stick :(

~Goobert 2

goobert what thej fuck is going on

[dingdongdoorman]

Ugly ass guy

~Goobert 2

yo????

[dingdongdoorman]

Hey! Don't be rude to Mister One Dollar! That's mean!

~Goobert 2

i don't know what to do with you anymore

[familiarology]

You fish

~Goobert 2

why am i a fish.

[familiarology]

Hey since I unfamiliared your ology is your degree just an ology degree now

~Goobert 2

fuck dude i guess so

[familiarology]

So if I ALSO unology-d your ology would that essentially be forcefully shutting you up? I wouldn't, but I'm curious

~Goobert 2

by law you could not do that i think emperor marcassin enacted like a lot of freedom of speech laws after repealing all the non freedom of speech laws

[familiarology]

You get caught for evading your taxes yet?

~Goobert 2

no because i never evaded my taxes

i've been busy with coursework sorry for not posting. i do need to come back here

[familiarology]

Me? No. Fishguy? Maybe

~Goobert 2

Oh sorry, did you think I'd got caught for tax evasion?? You FOOL!!! There's no taxes to evade here and now laws to say I should pay them!! I'm IMMUNE!!! ~Goobert 2

@dingdongdoorman are you okay

where are you that there's no taxes.

[dingdongdoorman]

Oh yeah i got sent to the sewers to fight monsters with a stick 👍 i don’t recommend it. apparently goobert is in DDD ??? or has been recently. they said to me that they were drinking hot chocolate in the sewers which is. fascinating

[dingdongdoorman]

Are ya winnin' Stickguy?

~Goobert 2

YES!! outta jail & outta the sewers B) and i got a plushie

[dingdongdoorman]

Bet that's what they all say smh

~Goobert 2

DUDE i swear!!!! Guys goobert is bullying me in my inbox. @de-le-mar-de-le-mar Boss help me out here I am getting bullied by a sewer-based hot chocolate drinker

[de-le-mar-de-le-mar]

Goobert love, could you be a bit nicer? It’s not nice dear

[dingdongdoorman]

Or maybe that's the guy on the fronts name? It's either that or his name is One Dollar I guess

~Goobert 2

That’d be a weird name but tbf it looks like Some People have some Odd Names here