Japanese delinquent men are just...perfect. There's just SOMETHING about how they keep their hands in their pockets. The way they keep their pomp up nicely. How they're secretly the BIGGEST sweethearts and bashful about it. Their rough delinquent slang and TONE of their voice. Especially when they do the whole "Huh??????" 💓💗💖💕💕💖💗💓💗💖❤💕💓💗💖💕❤💕💖💕💗💖💗💞💓
I’m making a new series for Final Tour spin-off stories. And I’m gonna name it after the Radical Face song Always Gold because I have feelings, ok?
Cruller
prompt for @minxiebutt, written as a script because I have ulterior motives that involve you... Doing things... For me... Because you enjoy spoiling me???
Levi: You’re going to prom with her?
Erwin: Come on, what do you have against Becky?
Pause
Levi: I dunno. Nothing I guess.
Erwin: Hm..
Levi: Wait, no. She... She dated what the fuck... Oh shit. Yeah, she dated Nile for awhile.
Erwin laughs softly
Erwin: Oh yeah, she did, didn’t she?
Levi: God, I bet he’s fuckin’ losin’ his mind.
Erwin: He hasn’t said anything.
Levi: He’s a coward, that’s why.
Erwin: Or he’s my friend and wants me to be happy?
Levi: Nah, he’s a coward.
Erwin sighs
Erwin: It’s not like I even want to go anyway.
Levi: Don’t blame you. Prom is stupid.
Erwin: Yeah...
Levi: And for losers.
Erwin: So you’re definitely going to go?
Erwin laughs, Levi growls, Clothes rustling, Slap on skin
Levi: Fuck you!
Erwin: Hey! Hey...
Brief pause
Erwin: Seriously. I don’t want to go...
Levi: Then don’t.
Erwin sighs and tuts
Erwin: My dad says I should. He says I’ll regret it if I don’t.
Levi: Dumb.
Erwin: He and my mom went to prom together. Of course, then they went to the same college, got married shortly after graduating... I think he’s hoping the same will happen with me.
Levi barks a laugh
Levi: You? Marry your high school sweetheart? As if you have one.
Erwin huffs a nervous laugh
Erwin: Yeah... I’m afraid I didn’t get lucky enough to fall for a nice young belle, huh?
Extended Pause
Levi: You should go.
Erwin: Hm?
Levi: Nile will be there, right?
Erwin: He’s taking Stephanie Cruller.
Levi: The donut girl?
Erwin laughs
Erwin: You’re terrible...
Levi: I bet if he eats her out, all his rotten ass teeth will fall right out of his stupid head.
Erwin: Levi!
Both laugh, Erwin is still chuckling a little
Erwin: Ok, but who would you take?
Levi talks with a smile on his voice
Levi: I’d take Stephanie.
Erwin: Why’s that?
Levi: What if I get hungry?
Both laugh
Erwin: You don’t even like sweets!
Levi: But I do hate Nile...
Erwin: Why are we even friends...
Levi: I don’t know. He’s fuckin’ awful.
Erwin: No! You moron! I meant you and me!
Both laugh
Levi: But really... Becky’s pretty.
Erwin: Yeah.
Brief silence
Levi: She’s... Uh...
Erwin: I guess it will be a good time.
Levi: Maybe.
Pause
Levi: Don’t bother calling me when she breaks up with you.
Erwin chuckles
Erwin: Why would she do that?
Levi: Who wants to go to prom with somebody that doesn’t know how to dance?
Erwin: That one time! And I’ll never...!
Levi: Nope. I didn’t even know it was possible to have three left feet. And yet, here you sit before me...
Erwin: I’ll show you. I’ll show you that I can dance! Someday...
