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Someone on twitter is trying very hard to get me to commission them. 👀

#no buddy #I need people to commission me #I needs money #rambles n stuff

my dad: its just me and you

me: *LAUGHTRACK*

#no buddy #its just you. i have my moms entire side of the family + my siblings #you have 14 kids and none of them really like you that much #ooc

what if-

what if specter knight was a boneclang this whole time

#shovel knight #specter knight #boneclang #he thinks he's scary but he's not #like #i can never show my face in town again or they'll cast me out #no buddy #you're fine

considering setting that guy who had/has a crush on me up w my friend i had a crush on whose boyfriend hated me

#LISTEN BOTH THEIR PARTNERS THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA CHEAT ON THEM W ME #THIS WOULD BE FUNNY FOR ME AND THEN I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT #but no he came up and sat w me while i was between classes yesterday #bevause he had just gotten high and was like ''this is the prefect time to talk to zel about how my ex-girlfriend hated her!''#i mean. sure #but then he was also like ''i mean. it's normal to have crushes on people yeah?......... did you like me like that at all?''#no buddy #and then he had to listen to me talk about dnd for 15 minutes #which he said was great because it's interesting and it's nice seeing me so excited #buddy i could get you a boyfriend who is equally excited about dnd and knows more about actually playing than me

Adventures in online dating #326

Him: what are you doing tonight?

Me: three hours of paperwork and a class for work.

Him: wanna chat on the phone?

Me: *blinks*

#arei dates (sorta)#no buddy #i do not #i barely talk to Moth on the phone and i like them #you are not on my phone privileges list #also?? i am busy????

Drachen loves to sit on ‘his’ pillow while I crochet. He is a Very Good Helper, unless thread is involved. Or Captain Crunch Cereal. Or he REALLY wants head scritches. Okay maybe he isnt the best but he is trying.

#no buddy #the metal wire is not a good head scritcher #please stay away

Investigators in TV shows: What did they look like?

Person they're interviewing: They were wearing a 3 piece suit, mostly black but the lining had a 3 millimetre section visible that was dark red, they had hair about 3.6 inches long, their eyes were a weird mix of grey and blue with little specks of green, they had a scar about 1cm big on their left thumb and their kneecap was slightly bigger than average. But it was dark and I was far away, I'm sorry, that's all I remember.

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Someone: *Asks me what somebody I had a full conversation with looked like"

Me:.... Pretty?

#every time someone describes somebody's features so clearly I'm like #no buddy #i probably would forget what my family looked like if i didn't see them every day

#no buddy

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