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The Terrible Dark Lord at home
Maybe Not the Greatest Butt...
If I haven't made the post yet complaining about being flat-chested, well, that's just how Tumblr goes sometimes...
But if that's not enough, it's not like I make up for it on the other end! Sometimes it's a wonder that I can ever get spanked at all!
The only good part is that I can so easily be thrown across someone's knee...
I'm more like the first pic, I think... hard to even know where her sit-spots are, while mine get spanked all the time!
Okay, we're sort of working our way up here, but don't get your hopes up - this post is about not having a butt, not about a great butt appearing out of nowhere...
Hers isn't so bad... I guess only relative to the ones that came before it!
I'm pretty sure we could make do with that...
The new figure looks amazing! But I think we all must know. Does it have The Ass?
I turned him around and while straight on there is a mild insinuation of The Ass, unfortunately upon viewing from the side, I discovered yet another complete lack of the canonical sacred ass. 😂 This figure is apparently only accurate only from the front.
Another shot of Andrew Garfield as the Amazing Spider-man. The man has no butt as all!
Joining @of-devils-and-drawings and @monstrancecok Ghouls in cursed shorts with the no butt angry gremlin ! ♥
(Sorry for the spam I posted with the wrong account, oops)
Dear weird bird people of tumblr:
What the fuck is this supposed to be?