𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: fresh off a gala in metropolis, mrs. wayne shares the simple skincare routine behind her signature glow. with a little help from her husband bruce wayne, of course!
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: none, 1.5k words, dick + damian cameo, super super brief selina cameo? its a comment so idk if it counts?, reader (you) is the ultimate baddie, not edited just proofread
<𝟑: tags at the end :) please tell me if im missing anyone! (some weren't working so please lmk if they still dont so i can fix it). part of the mrs wayne in media series
Your make up is strewn across the bathroom counter, but this is out of shot. Instead, the skin care products are all neatly lined up on Bruce’s side.
You’re dressed in a fluffy white robe with your initials embroidered, hair clipped away from your face. Your make up from the gala is still on and you’re beautiful diamond studs— a present from Bruce, glitter under the bathroom’s lights.
“Hello!” You smile at the camera. “And welcome to Vogue Beauty Secrets. Today, I’ll be showing you my skincare routine for after galas. We literally got back from the gala..."
You glance over at Bruce, who is getting rid of his tie in the main bedroom. Luckily, the camera can’t see him. "What, twenty minutes ago?"
"Twenty-three," he corrects.
You laugh. "Twenty-three minutes ago. I wanted to film this while everything was still on because I feel like that's the only way to really show what works for me."
You carefully unclip the earrings, gently setting them down on a tiny golden plate. The camera picks the small metallic sound of the diamonds clicking against the metal. “These are usually the first thing to go because I'm terrified of dropping one down the sink. Bruce says that's what insurance is for, but I think he'd still judge me."
Somewhere off-camera, “I absolutely would.”
You laugh. “He's lurking somewhere off camera, don’t mind him.”
Slow and sure steps approach, Bruce’s is wearing a matching robe to yours and fluffy slippers the hotel provided. He looks absolutely adorable, but not like the camera sees it– the angle is too far off.
You pick up the cleansing balm, a yellow thing with a metallic lid. “This is the Elemis Cleansing Balm and an absolute jewel.” You rub the balm with circular motions all over your face. “And no, this isn’t sponsored.”
“When people always ask what my biggest beauty secret is.." You slightly turn your body in Bruce's direction. He grabs a cotton cloth, previously soaked in warm water. “It's probably hydration. Which is the most boring answer imaginable, but unfortunately it's true.”
Bruce begins removing the make up, with soft and soothing motions. His eyes are soft and focused on the task. Your heart swells, how is it you have such an amazing husband?
"People always think the gala is the exhausting part." Your eyes are still closed as Bruce keeps wiping a stubborn streak of mascara. "It's actually this. You're tired, your feet hurt, and the last thing you want to do is spend another ten minutes in front of the mirror." You smile. "It helps that Bruce loves to help with my skincare.”
He smiles, small and just for you. “If I didn’t you’d probably forget.”
You laugh. “That's not true!” You turn to the camera again. “Show them the cloth.”
Bruce’s massive hand appears in frame, veins noticeable and his golden wedding band shining. The cloth is now dirtied with varying shades of brown and a speck of maroon.
“As you can see I was wearing loads of make up, and for that reason– where is i–”
Bruce hands you the next product.
You barely look at him. “I use a second cleanser.”
You quickly apply it. “Okay, boom! Makeup is off.” You move your head, showing the different angles. “Now comes the fun part.” A small pause. "When I was younger I used to think skincare was something you only did when your skin looked bad."
Bruce hums. "It showed."
You gasp, pretending to be offended. "You're unbelievable."
“You still married me.”
You hum, smirking at the camera. “It’s never too late to get a divorce.”
“Hydration,” Bruce clears his throat, and hands you the SK-II bottle.
“I was actually terrible with skincare,” you say as you press your product-soaked hands onto your cheeks. “As Bruce here snitched.”
“She used a barsoap.” Bruce dryly says.
You laugh, glancing at him. “You’re getting kicked out of my video.”
“But then who would hand you everything?”
Just as you’re about to reply your phone rings. You quickly rinse your hands in the sink before picking it up. You click the speakerphone and set it on the counter.
“Dick, baby. What's wrong?”
“Can’t I just call to ask how my wonderful mother is doing?”
You suppress a smile. “So nothing is on fire?”
“Not on fire, no. Hypothetically... are all the cars insured?”
Beside you, Bruce pales. “Is someone hurt?”
Dick groans. “Please don’t tell me Bruce is there.”
“Sorry, baby,” You pause, shooting the camera a look. “And yes, all of the cars are insured. After you and Jason crashed the last one we weren’t taking risks.”
“Oh, okay! Thank you mom, love you. Bye!” He hangs up.
You look back at the camera with a fond smile. "Everyone says parenting gets easier when they're older."
Bruce slowly shakes his head. "It just gets louder."
You nod. "He's right. When they’re older they have their own opinions and personalities, and they have the confidence to argue back.” You scrunch your nose. “Eventually they realize I can out-stubborn every single one of them.”
You sigh affectionately. “This is part of the routine as much as the other steps. There’s always some emergency– so even if my phone is off there are certain calls from certain numbers that come through.”
“That being the kids and me.”
You grab the next product before Bruce can beat you to it. He grumbles something, but it lacks any heat.
You show it to the camera. It’s a tiny dark purple bottle, with a black pipette as lid. You squint your eyes, trying to read the description. “This is the Skin Ceuticals Hya–Hyaluronic… Acid Intensifier... Multi-Glyyycan. Wow, what a mouthful. Who even came up with the name?”
"Scientists."
You shake your head. "It’s all marketing." You slowly apply it. “I forgot to mention the names of the other products– wait, can I mention them? Since I’m not doing publicity or anything. Wait, am I going to get sued?"
Bruce shakes his head. “I’ll ask the lawyers tomorrow.”
"See?" You grin at the camera. "I don't even have to think about things like that anymore."
Bruce shrugs. "Occupational hazard."
You shift the camera slightly, so it doesn’t catch you giving Bruce a sweet peck on the cheek. His shoulders slump and you give him another.
A second after you’re back to the camera. “Sorry guys, I can’t resist my husband.”
Your phone rings yet again, the noise interrupting you mid-speech. You immediately pick it up, setting it on speaker again.
“Mother.” Damian’s voice can be heard. “I understood Richard called you?”
You raise a conspiratorial brow at the camera. “Yes, darling.”
“Richard has made yet another poor decision.”
“Ahuh.”
“I simply wished to clarify that I advised against it.”
“Thanks sweetheart— please go to sleep now, it’s getting late.”
There’s a beat of silence. “Fine,” he grumbles. “Good night, mother.”
“Good night Damian, I love you.”
He hangs up after a second.
You laugh, bright and amused. “I think we’ve gotten a bit sidetracked. But there’s only two more steps to go!”
Bruce’s hand appears on screen again, showing the eye cream. You offer your face, your side profile is the only visible thing aside from Bruce’s gentle fingers applying the cream on your under eyes.
“You know, you’re really good at this.”
He barely smirks. “I’ve had practice.”
"Bruce always does the eye cream." You whisper to the invisible audience.
"You poke yourself."
You roll your eyes. "Once."
He looks at you, stopping his ministrations for a second.
You sigh. "Twice."
Then the lipbalm, this time it's you who shows it to the camera. “And now my favourite part. The lip balm!” You apply it on your lips. “This one is honestly so good…” you finish rubbing it, “I keep one in each bag. A bit pricey though.”
“I think everyone expects some elaborate forty step routine. There isn’t one, just make sure your skin is clean and healthy. Oh, and really, really important. Don’t forget to drink water. The key for the whole glowy look is to be hydrated.”
“And marry someone who reminds you.” Bruce chimes in.
You smile. “That one definitely helps.” You unclipp your hair away, your hair gently framing your face. “Be kind to your skin. Don’t pick it, it’ll just get red and you’ll get more pimples.”
“Don’t compare yourself to people on the internet either— I’m literally standing under a studio light.”
Bruce leans into frame just enough to kiss the top of your head. You look up at him, then at the camera again. “Thanks for watching!”
Comment Section:
@snoopycftheday the fact that she looks BETTER after taking her makeup off ?????????
@vogue Thank you for joining us 🤍
@slutforthestarks Bruce's entire personality is 'yes dear'
@metropolismetrosfan she genuinely has the most insane face card i've ever seen
@parasocialalert she has the personality of a wallpaper
@sukunt its sending me that 80% of the video is her flirting with her husband and talking to her kids and the other 20% is actual skincare
@selinakyle Can your husband fight?
@selinakyle Bruce CANNOT handle all that
@officialgothamgazette "there are certain calls from certain numbers that come through" being a mom never clocks out
@slutforgreenlantern they're both so hot idk if i want to be them or be with them #pleasepleasepleaseletmethird
@boostergoldslefttoe just added everything to my cart... why is the total $672 😭😭😭
@daschundmom "Bruce is lurking somewhere off camera" Bruce proceeds to become half the video.
@user7696the way she instinctively tilted her face up so bruce could put on her eye cream... they've done this a thousand times IM SICK
@truthhurts she's only famous because she married bruce lmao she's not even that pretty
@mrswayneisamilf everyone talks about his green flags but can we discuss HER ?? she's so patient and kind every time one of the kids called she's my role model
@hdjsiosjnx, @cassini-among-the-stars, @zhonglibestie, @jdksjsalaka, @godwishiwasreal @sogayitsalmostscary, @bat2nsignia, @mruizsworld, @just-a-random-girl1, @boundlessgladiatorrook, @nalah-whimsy, @xaxamd, @thestupidgirlakira, @queengirl2345, @whitemelanin, @deerest-darling, @outpostsworld, @gglouise23, @marliyndreams, @siennatk an extra big smooch for @llovelygood she was an absolute lifesaver i cannot stress enough how grateful i am for her!! THANKYEW LOML
My hand finds the alarm clock on the first try, muscle memory from years of the same routine, and I silence the beeping with a firm press. The digital billboard outside pulses uselessly against my closed lids, a light show I'll never see.
I swing my legs over the side of the bed and wince. Last night's patrol left its mark: a dull ache settled deep in my left shoulder from catching a falling junkie off a fire escape, and my ribs protest when I twist. Worth it. He'd been clean for three months before the Chems started flooding the Bowery again, same supply line I've been tugging at for weeks.
My bare feet find the cold hardwood as I pad into the kitchen. The apartment is small but mine, cluttered with the things I know by touch: the chipped mug from Foggy's failed pottery phase, the coffee tin with the dented lid, the kettle that whistles just slightly off-key.
I measure the grounds by feel, fill the kettle, and set it to boil. The familiar sounds of the Bowery filter through my window—a car horn, someone's radio playing Latin pop, the distant wail of a siren heading toward the Narrows. Morning in Gotham.
I have the screen reader on my phone read me my messages. There is one from Foggy. I tap it and hold it to my ear.
"Don't forget—tailor at 8:30, court at 9. And I swear to God, Mary, if you're late again, Judge Corrigan will have my head. Call me when you're up."
Foggy's voicemail ends with the click of him hanging up. The kettle starts to rumble.
I tap Foggy's contact and bring the phone to my ear. He picks up on the second ring.
"There she is. The living legend." His voice is warm, already caffeinated—the bastard always wakes up before I do. "Please tell me you remembered the tailor appointment."
"I remember," I say, pouring the hot water over the grounds. The smell fills my kitchen—rich, dark, necessary. "Eight-thirty. Corrigan at nine. I wrote it down and everything."
“You wrote it down and then immediately lost the paper?"
"I didn't lose it. It's... somewhere."
Foggy laughs. That easy, familiar sound that pulled me through three years of law school and four years of running a firm together.
"Just don't be late. I can only run interference so many times before Corrigan starts asking questions about your 'medical condition.'"
"Blindness isn't a medical condition, Foggy, it's a lifestyle choice."
"It's a 'you-need-to-be-in-that-courthouse-at-nine-or-we-
will-be-held-in-contempt' choice." He pauses. "Bodega run?"
"You read my mind."
"Two egg and cheeses, extra hot sauce on mine. I'll see you at the office." He hangs up before I can say goodbye.
I sip my coffee, letting the heat settle into my bones. The soreness in my shoulder eases as I roll it, working out the worst of the knots. Outside, the Bowery is waking up; the bodega cat that patrols the block, Mr. Chen opening his laundromat, the rhythm of a neighborhood finding its feet. I finish my coffee in long, measured sips, letting the caffeine work its magic. The mug finds the sink without me looking, I never look, and I head back to my bedroom.
My fingers brush through the clothes in my closet. Court today means professional. I pull out a black blazer, matching trousers, and a red silk blouse. The fabric is soft, worn-in, familiar.
Dressing takes longer than it would for most people—buttons checked twice, seams aligned by touch, the knot of my bow pulled just right. I carefully tie my long ginger hair up and apply a bit of makeup with practiced precision, even though I can't see the result. This begrudging habit started after an aging judge, long past retirement, remarked that a "lady lawyer" looks unprofessional without makeup. My red-tinted glasses sit on the nightstand, and I slide them on, the world settling into its usual warm blur of sound and texture.
I grab my cane from where it leans against the nightstand — the red-tipped white one, standard issue. My fingers find the worn grip, familiar as a handshake.
Keys in my pocket. Phone. Wallet. Briefcase by the door. I'm ready.
As I step out, I see my neighbor Jason coming home after what looks like a rough night.
I turn to grab my bag and softly say, “Morning, Jason. Rough night”
Jason turns to look at me and sounds like he cracks something that may be considered a smile and a tired look, “You don’t know the half of it, have a good day, Mary”
“You too, and get some sleep, you sound horrible,” I retort
“Thanks,” he says with a chuckle as he closes his door.
I lock my door and start down the stairs.
The moment I step out, the Bowery hits me like a wave. The smell of frying oil and exhaust fumes, the percussion of footsteps and chatter, the vibration of the elevated train rumbling a few blocks over.
Mrs. Ramírez is on the stoop, smoking a cigarette. "¡Buenos días, María! You look pretty today. Court?"
"Court," I confirm, tapping my cane along the familiar path. "Corrigan's docket."
She clicks her tongue. "That man has a face like a sour lemon. Want me to bring you lunch later?"
"I might take you up on that."
I turn the corner, following the scent of fresh bread and fried eggs. The bodega's bell jingles as I push through the door.
"Mary!" Luis’ voice booms from behind the counter. "The usual? Two egg and cheeses, one extra hot, one with the green sauce?"
"I know me too well, Luis."
His knife scrapes against the griddle. "I know you work too hard. And I know your friend Foggy eats like he's still in college."
I lean against the counter, listening to the rhythm of the bodega around me—the hum of the cooler, the rustle of a newspaper in the corner, the squeak of the ceiling fan.
"How's your daughter liking her new school?"
Luis’ spatula pauses mid-flip. "She loves it. Can't shut her up about it." I hear the pride in his voice, the way it softens around the edges. "She's already joined the art club. Came home with paint all over her uniform last week, grinning ear to ear."
"That's wonderful, Luis."
"Yeah." He scrapes the griddle again. "Public school in the Narrows would've eaten her alive. This place—" He stops himself. "Anyway. She's happy. That's what matters."
The bell above the door jingles. Someone shuffles in—heavy footsteps, the rustle of a plastic bag. I catch the scent of stale cigarettes and cheap cologne. One of the regulars, by the sound of his gait.
"Mornin', Luis’. Mary."
I nod in the direction of the voice. "Frank."
He grunts and shuffles toward the cooler. Luis slides a wrapped bundle across the counter toward me. "Two egg and cheeses. Red sauce is on Foggy's, green on yours. Don't let him mix 'em up."
My fingers find the warm foil, the familiar weight. I pull out my wallet. "What do I owe you?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Luis…"
"It's on the house. You got Corrigan today, yeah? You're gonna need the luck." He chuckles. "Besides, you fixed my nephew's eviction notice last month. Consider us even for a while."
I pocket my wallet. "You're too generous."
"I'm practical. A good lawyer's hard to find in the Bowery." I hear him pick up his rag, wiping down the counter. "Now go. Don't be late."
The morning air hits me again as I step outside, sandwiches warm against my side. The tailor's shop is four blocks east, past the laundromat and the corner church.
Mrs. Ramírez is still on the stoop when I approach, the end of her cigarette glowing ember-bright in the morning gray. She's taken up her usual post on the bottom step, one eye on the street, the other on nothing in particular—the neighborhood watch runs on retired women and their sharp tongues.
"María," she says, and I hear the smile in her voice. "You came back. I was starting to think you'd forgotten about me."
"Never." I tap my way over, pausing at the bottom step. "Just grabbing breakfast for me and Foggy before the circus starts."
"Ah, the sour lemon." She takes a drag. "I know, my nephew Diego worked for Corrigan once. Said the man sweats when he lies. If you listen close enough, you can hear his heartbeat speed up when he's hiding something."
I file that away without comment. "I'll keep my ears open."
"Good girl." She ashes her cigarette. "You heading to the tailor now?"
"In a minute."
"Walk safe. I heard some chatter last night—strange men in suits around the old textile warehouse on Fourth. Not the usual types." She lowers her voice. "Could be nothing. Could be something. You know how to find out."
The textile warehouse. The same one I've been circling for two weeks, the one tied to the trafficking ring I've been pulling at like a loose thread.
Mrs. Ramírez always knows more than she lets on.
"Thanks, Mrs. R." I shift the sandwiches in my grip. "I'll look into it. Keep your ears open for me?"
She taps her cigarette, the ash scattering in the morning breeze. "Always do, mija. I will see you at church on Sunday, sí.”
“Of course, if I didn’t show up, Father Lantom would drag me back by ear,” I say with a small laugh, thinking of the stubborn priest who helped raise me at St. Agnes’. “Have a good day, Mrs. R." I offer her a small smile, the kind she can hear in my voice. "Try not to smoke too many of those."
She snorts. "At my age, smoking is the least of my worries. You go on now. Don't keep that tailor waiting—he closes for lunch at noon, and you know how he gets."
I do. Sal has been running his shop on the Bowery for thirty years and operates on a schedule that would make a train conductor jealous. Five minutes late and he'll lock the door in my face, no exceptions.
I tap my cane along the pavement, the familiar rhythm guiding me east. The morning sounds wrap around me—a mother calling for her kid, tires hissing through a puddle, the distant rumble of a truck shifting gears. I filter through them, cataloging, filing away.
The textile warehouse on Fourth. Strange men in suits. I've been circling that place for weeks, catching whispers of something rotten at its core. Mrs. Ramírez’s nephew, who got picked up for loitering near there. The missing persons reports that cluster in a two-block radius around it. The shell company that owns it traces back to one of Vance's associates.
Piece by piece, the picture forms.
Three blocks later, I catch the familiar scent of starch and steamed fabric. Sal’s shop. The bell above the door jingles as I push inside. The bell above Sal's door is old brass, hand-polished, with a distinctive ring that's higher than most. I've heard it a hundred times. The shop smells like fabric and thread and the faint, clean scent of the pressed suits hanging in plastic wraps along the back wall. a scent I've known since childhood, when my father would take his boxing trunks to the tailor.
I push open the door. The bell chimes.
"Mary!" Sal's voice comes from the back, gruff but warm, the accent pure old Gotham — born in the Bowery, died in the Bowery, and resurrected twice. "About time. Your dress is ready. I was starting to think you'd forgotten about me."
"Never, Sal." I let the door swing shut behind me. "Foggy keeping you busy?"
"He's got opinions, that one. Wanted me to add pockets to your dress. I told him, 'Salvatore Costa does not add pockets to an evening gown. It's not dignified." I hear him shuffle out from the back, the tap of his orthopedic shoes against the hardwood. "But I added pockets. Because he begged."
"I'm a professional." He's close now, and I smell the faint trace of cigar smoke clinging to his shirt — he sneaks them out back when his wife isn't watching. "Here. Feel."
He drapes the dress over my outstretched arms. The fabric slides against my skin — deep red silk, heavy and smooth. My fingers trace the neckline, the fitted waist, the hidden pockets he's sewn into the seams.
"It's perfect," I say quietly.
"Of course it's perfect. I made it." He huffs, but there's warmth in it. "Try it on. Make sure the fit's right before you take it."
The dressing room is in the back, a cramped alcove with a faded curtain instead of a door. I pull it shut, the rings scraping along the rod, and unbutton my blazer.
I shrug off my blazer and unbutton my shirt, hanging them both on the small hook by the mirror. The dress slides over my head like water, the silk cool against my skin. I settle it over my shoulders, adjust the fit at my waist, and run my hands down the fabric to smooth it out.
The hidden pockets sit perfectly at my hips. I slip my hands into them, testing the placement. Deep enough to hold a phone. Maybe even my billy club, if I needed it.
I step out from behind the curtain, my heels clicking against the hardwood.
"Alright, Sal. How do I look?"
I hear him turn from his workbench, the squeak of his stool. He's quiet for a moment, and I can picture him squinting at me the way he does, one eye half-closed, his mouth pursed in professional judgment.
"Like you were born in it," he says finally. "The waist hits you perfect. Hem's right. Shoulders could use a tiny adjustment — maybe a quarter inch — but I can fix that in two minutes."
"Good. Because I'm not the best judge." I gesture vaguely toward the mirror. "Mirrors don't really work for me."
Sal snorts. "I forgot. Sorry, kid."
"Don't be. That's what I pay you for."
He laughs — a dry, rasping sound that turns into a cough. "You pay me? I thought that was Foggy's job."
"Foggy pays you. I provide moral support."
I turn slowly, feeling how the dress moves with me. The silk swishes against my calves. The asymmetrical neckline sits modest but elegant, just above my collarbone. I'd asked for something that wouldn't make me look like I was not trying too hard. Sal delivered.
"Let me grab my needle," he says. "One quick fix and you're out the door."
"So what's the gossip, Sal?" I turn toward his voice, the silk of the dress rustling as I move. "You always know what's happening in the neighborhood before anyone else."
He laughs, the sound accompanied by the soft tap of his measuring tape against the counter. "You flatter me. But you're not wrong." There's a pause, the click of his fingers finding a needle. “You hear about the warehouse on Fourth Street? The one that's been empty for years?"
"I know it. Old textile factory."
"Was a textile factory. Now it's got new owners. Trucks comin' and goin' at all hours.
My nephew Vinny works the night shift at the bodega across the street — says he sees men going in and out, but they don't look like factory workers. No hard hats, no safety vests. Just..." He trails off, the needle threading through fabric with a soft pssh. "Men in suits. Expensive ones. Two days ago. Men in black suits, clean shoes, no dust on them. Drove up in a car that costs more than this block. Didn't buy nothin, didn't ask for nothin. Just stood across the street, looked at the building, got in their car, left."
"Recognize any of them?"
"Never seen them before." He pauses. "But one of them had a pin on his lapel. Silver. Looked like a snake wrapped around a gavel."
My pulse ticks up. A snake and a gavel. I've heard that symbol before—whispered in court hallways, scrawled on case files that disappeared from evidence lockers. A group of lawyers and judges who play their own game, above the law's reach.
My fingers still against the silk of the dress. Men in suits. A warehouse that's supposed to be empty. Trucks at odd hours.
"You tell the cops?"
"I told Vinny to keep his head down. Cops don't care about the Bowery unless someone's dead in the street." His voice is matter-of-fact, no bitterness — just the weariness of a man who's lived in this neighborhood his whole life. "Figured you might know someone who knows someone. If it's worth knowing."
He's not asking directly. He never does. But I hear the question underneath.
The needle stops. "Alright. Shoulders are done. Give it a feel."
"I know someone who might care about that," I say, and I keep my voice light, casual, like you're talking about a mutual acquaintance and not the red-clad vigilante who's been breaking bones in the Bowery for the better part of a decade.
Sal doesn't push. He never does. There's a long pause; the only sound is the rustle of fabric as he smooths the shoulder of my dress one last time.
"Good," he says quietly. "That's good."
I feel his fingers brush against my shoulder, adjusting the fit. "There. Done. Quarter-inch, as I said. Turn for me."
I turn slowly, feeling how the silk moves against my body. The adjustment is seamless; I can't tell where the needle even went in.
"Feels perfect, Sal."
I duck back into the dressing room, carefully peeling off the gown and handing it back over the curtain. I hear Sal's methodical movements as he wraps it in tissue paper, then slides it into a garment bag.
"Damn right it does." He steps back, and I hear the satisfied click of his tongue. "Now get out of my shop. You've got court, and I've got a hemline to finish for Mrs. Kapoor by noon."
I emerge, re-dressed in my blazer and trousers, and take the garment bag from his outstretched hand. The weight of it is reassuring — the silk shifting inside.
"Same price as always?" I ask.
"Same price as always. And tell Foggy I expect a thank-you card for those pockets."
I laugh, tucking the garment bag over my arm. "I'll hand-deliver it myself."
"Thanks, Sal. Have a good day." I sling the garment bag over my arm, feeling the weight of the silk shift inside.
"And Mary."
"Yeah?" I say as I turn back around
"That snake pin." He pauses. "I've seen it before. Years ago. A man came in asking for a suit alteration—wouldn't take it off, made me nervous. He was a lawyer. Had a name I recognized from the papers." His voice tightens. "He was found dead a week later. Ruled a mugging gone wrong."
The weight in the room shifts
"Take care of yourself, Mary. And tell Foggy I expect him at the shop next week for that suit fitting he's been dodging."
"I'll drag him here myself if I have to."
Sal laughs, that dry rasping sound. "I'd like to see that."
The bell chimes as I step back onto the street, the Bowery flooding back in—traffic, voices, the distant clatter of a train. The dress bag hangs over my arm, and the sandwiches are still warm against my side.
Time to head to the office. Foggy's waiting, and Corrigan's docket won't hear itself.
The Bowery unfolds around me as I walk—familiar sounds, familiar smells, the rhythm of a neighborhood waking into its full morning noise. I navigate by memory, by the texture of the pavement under my cane, by the way the acoustics shift when I pass the church. A cabbie curses at a delivery truck double-parked further down the block. Someone's car alarm chirps twice before falling silent. The pretzel cart guy is arguing with a health inspector about permits — I recognize both their voices; they have this argument every third Thursday like clockwork.
Nelson & Murdock occupies the second floor of a weathered brownstone on the corner of Third and Bowen. The sign out front is small, hand-painted, and easy to miss. I like it that way.
The stairs groan under my weight as I climb. The door's unlocked—Foggy's already here.
I push it open.
"And the prodigal partner returns." He's at his desk, coffee in hand, tie already loosened despite the fact that the court hasn't started yet. "Please tell me you brought the good stuff."
I set the bag on the corner of his desk. "Egg and cheese, extra hot sauce. Don't say I never do anything for you."
He unwraps it with religious fervor. "I take back every bad thing I've ever said about you."
"You've said a lot of bad things."
"And I take them all back." He takes a bite and groans. "God, I love this city."
I settle into my chair, the leather creaking under me. My desk is cluttered—case files, a Braille notepad. I pull out the Corrigan file and set it in front of me.
"So," Foggy says around a mouthful of sandwich. "Ready to make a lemon-faced judge cry today?"
"I'm hoping for tears before noon," I say, settling into my chair. The leather creaks under me. "But I'll settle for a ruling in our favor."
Foggy laughs, washing down his sandwich with a gulp of coffee. "That's the spirit. Nothing gets Corrigan going like a blind woman making him look stupid in his own courtroom."
"You mean a competent woman making him look stupid."
"Same thing, in his book."
I run my fingers over the Corrigan file, the Braille labels I'd put on each tab weeks ago. The eviction case is straightforward on paper—Carmen Delgado, a single mother of a seven-year-old girl, is being pushed out of her apartment by a landlord who claims she's behind on rent. But the paperwork I've dug up tells a different story. The landlord's records are inconsistent. Dates don't match. Signatures look forged.
"Did you talk to Mrs. Delgado this morning?" I ask.
"She called around seven. Nervous, but ready." Foggy crumples his sandwich wrapper. "She's bringing her daughter. Couldn't find a sitter."
"That's fine. Might help, honestly. Judges don't like evicting kids in front of their mothers."
“So what’s the deal with this gala thing you're making us go to tonight?” I asked absentmindedly while looking over the files.
“This gala thing is a fundraiser for the Gotham City Legal Aid Fund, hosted by Bruce Wayne. . We were invited by the foundation because our firm is one of their top litigators.
Our role is to mingle and persuade all those wealthy attendees to invest so we can keep doing cases like this while keeping the lights on. And just to remind you, you’re scheduled to give a speech on the virtues of the Fund. You remember that part, right?” Foggy said, raising an eyebrow.
“Of course I did! I just wanted to make sure you remembered, Mother Foggy,” I replied.
Foggy gave me a pointed look. “Really?”
“Yeah, even if I didn’t, luckily I’m great at thinking on my feet,” I said, feigning confidence.
"To get back on Topic, I want to go over the Delgado case one more time before we head over."
Foggy nods, flipping open a folder on his desk. "Carmen Delgado. Landlord's trying to evict her from the apartment her family has lived in for 8 years. Claims non-payment, but we've got records showing the checks were cashed every month for the last two years."
"Landlord's name?"
"Gregory Vance." Foggy's voice sours on the name. "Owns a dozen buildings in the Bowery. Known for letting properties fall into disrepair, then evicting long-term tenants to flip the units at triple the rent."
I finish my sandwich and wipe my hands, the familiar focus settling into my bones. This is what I do. This is what matters.
"What else do we know about Vance?" I crumple the wax paper from my sandwich and toss it into the trash can by Foggy's desk. Three points. I've been practicing that shot for five years.
Foggy flips open a folder, thumbing through the pages. "Gregory Vance, forty-seven, owns twelve buildings in the Bowery and another eight in the Narrows. His M.O. is textbook: buy up rent-controlled properties, let maintenance lapse until tenants complain, then find a reason to evict them. Usually non-payment." He slides a sheet across the desk toward me. "In Ms. Delgado's case, he claims she stopped paying rent six months ago. But we have bank records showing her money orders were deposited into his account every single month."
I run my fingers over the paper, finding the check numbers, the dates. My thumb traces the signature line.
"Anything else?"
"Vance has a lawyer on retainer. Harold Tattle, we know him. Slimy, wears too much cologne, specializes in landlord-tenant disputes. He's already filed a motion to expedite the eviction, claiming Ms. Delgado's unit has been vacant for two weeks."
"She's living there right now."
"Tattle says she's 'squatting.'"
I let out a breath. The injustice of it sits bitter in my mouth, the same old story. A powerful man with money and lawyers tries to bulldoze a family who can't afford to fight back. But that's why Nelson & Murdock exists. That's why we do this.
A knock at the door cuts through the thought–soft, hesitant. A woman's voice follows, quiet but steady. "Hello? Mr. Nelson? Miss Murdock?"
I hear a smaller heartbeat beside her. Quicker. Lighter.
"Come in," I say, rising from my chair.
"And who's this little one?" I ask, a smile creeping into my voice as I hear the smaller heartbeat shift closer to its mother's leg. Shy.
The mother laughs softly. "This is Sofia. She's seven. I couldn't find a sitter this morning, so..." She trails off, apologetic.
"Sofia," I repeat, crouching down to the child's level. I hear her small sneakers scuff against the floor. "That's a beautiful name. I'm Mary."
A pause. Then a tiny voice, barely above a whisper: "Are you really blind?"
"Sofia!" Her mother's voice is sharp with embarrassment.
I laugh, genuine and warm. "It's okay. Yes, I am. But I can still tell you're wearing a pink shirt with something sparkly on it. Am I close?"
The girl gasps. "How did I know?"
"Lucky guess." I wink in her direction, even though she can't see it. "My cane tells me a lot. And I can hear your mom's necklace jingling when she moves. The sparkles? That was a guess based on how excited I sounded."
Sofia giggles. I straighten up, turning toward her mother.
"Ms. Delgado?" I extend my hand. "I'm Mary Murdock. Foggy and I are going to do everything we can for you."
Her hand meets mine — calloused, warm, a grip that's firm but grateful. "Thank you, Miss Murdock. I don't know what we would've done if your office hadn't taken our case."
"Please, call me Mary. And I'd be surprised what people in the Bowery do for each other."
I hear Sofia's small sneakers scuff against the floor, uncertain. Then her mother's hand was gentle on her shoulder.
"It's okay, mija. Go on."
I crouch down again, my voice light. "Sofia, do you want to sit at my desk? I've got a fancy office chair that spins, and I'm pretty sure it's the most fun thing in this whole room."
A beat of silence. Then: "Can I really spin it?”
"I wouldn't have offered if I didn't mean it."
Sofia's footsteps approach, hesitant at first, then quicker. I hear the creak of my office chair as she climbs into it, the squeak of the wheels as she gives it a test spin.
"Whee!"
"See? Told ya." I straighten up, grinning in the direction of her laugh.
Ms. Delgado exhales, a sound of relief, of gratitude. "Thank you. She's been so nervous about today. I told her we were coming to see the nice lawyers."
"Nice is Foggy's department," I say, gesturing vaguely toward my partner. "I'm the scary one."
"I resent that," Foggy calls from his desk. "I'm terrifying in mediation."
"Last time you mediated, you cried when the client on the other side started talking about their cat."
"That was a very emotional cat, Mary."
Sofia giggles again from the spinning chair, and for a moment, the small office feels warmer, lighter. Ms. Delgado settles into the chair across from my desk — I hear the rustle of her coat, the clink of her necklace chain.
"So," I say, lowering myself into my own seat, my desk a familiar landscape of stacked files and a raised coffee mug. "Let's talk about Gregory Vance."
"Tell us about the eviction notice, Ms. Delgado." I lean back in my chair, my fingers resting on the edge of my desk. The morning light through the window casts a warm sliver across my face.
Ms. Delgado takes a breath. I hear the rustle of her purse as she pulls out papers, the soft crinkle of folded documents.
"It came three weeks ago." Her voice is steady, but I catch the slight tremor underneath. "Said I was behind on rent. Six months' worth." She pauses. "I've never missed a payment. Not once."
"But you have records?" I ask.
"Every single one. Money orders, receipts, bank statements going back three years." She sets the papers on my desk, and I reach out, fingers finding the stack. "I kept everything because... because I knew something like this would happen eventually."
I feel Foggy shift in his chair across the room, the leather creaking. "Why do you say that?"
"Because Mr. Vance has been trying to get us out since my husband died." Her voice catches, just slightly. "Two years ago. He called me a week after the funeral, offered me 'generous compensation' to vacate the unit. Said he wanted to renovate." A bitter edge creeps in. "I told him no. So he stopped fixing things. The plumbing, the heating, the cracks in the walls. He stopped taking my calls."
Sofia's spinning has slowed. I hear her small shoes drag against the carpet, her attention now on her mother's voice.
"And then the notice came," Ms. Delgado continues. "Saying I owed him thousands. With an eviction date already set."
"I'm sorry," I say softly, my voice gentling. "Two years ago, you said. Your husband."
Ms. Delgado is quiet for a moment. I hear Sofia's breathing slow in the desk chair, the creak of the leather as she shifts.
"Carlos. His name was Carlos." Her voice is quieter now. "He worked construction. Good with his hands. Fixed everything in that apartment himself — the leaky pipes, the cracked tiles, the wiring that should've been replaced in the eighties." A pause. "He died on the job. Scaffolding collapsed on a site in the Narrows. Three other men died with him."
The office goes still. Even Foggy stops shuffling papers.
"I'm sorry," I repeat. And I mean it — the weight of it settling in my chest like a stone.
"He was a good man. A good father." Ms. Delgado's voice steadies. "And Mr. Vance knew we wouldn't leave. Not after Carlos put so much into that place. So he found another way."
I hear Sofia's small voice from my desk chair. "Papi fixed my bike."
Ms. Delgado laughs, wet and warm. "He did, mija. He fixed your bike."
I sit with that for a moment. The clock ticks on the wall. A car horn blares somewhere outside.
Then I reach across the desk, my hand finding the stack of papers she placed there. "Ms. Delgado — Carmen — we're going to fight this. And we're going to win."
I hear Sofia's sneakers drag against the floor as she spins slowly in my chair. The paper bag from Martinez's crinkles as Foggy finishes off his hash brown.
I turn in her direction. "Hey, Sofia. I know what?"
"What?"
"We've got a big case this morning. And every good lawyer needs a paralegal to help them." I lean forward, lowering my voice conspiratorially. "You think you could be our paralegal for the day?"
A pause. Then a small, delighted voice: "What does a paralegal do?"
"Good question. Foggy, what does a paralegal do?"
Foggy clears his throat dramatically. "Well, Sofia, a paralegal is responsible for keeping the lawyers organized. Making sure they have the right files. Carrying important documents." He pauses. "And most importantly — making sure we eat lunch on time."
"I can do that!" The chair squeaks as she sits up straighter.
"Excellent." I reach into my desk drawer and pull out a spare notepad and a pen. I hold them out in her direction. "Then you'll need these. This is your official paralegal equipment. Don't lose them."
Sofia's small hands take the notepad, the pen. "I won't. I promise."
Ms. Delgado laughs softly from her chair — a warmer sound now. "Look at you, mija. My little lawyer."
"I'm not a lawyer, Mami. I'm a paralegal."
"That's right. Even better."
I check my watch. 8:12. The courthouse is a fifteen-minute walk. I pick up my cane from where it rests against my desk and stand, feeling the familiar weight of the day settling onto my shoulders.
"Alright, team." I grab my blazer from the back of my chair. "Let's go get justice."
I turn toward Ms. Delgado's voice, the stack of papers tucked under my arm, my cane finding the floor in a steady tap.
"Carmen, you ready?"
A beat of silence. Then the rustle of her coat as she stands, the click of her purse clasp closing.
"Ready." Her voice is steadier now. Stronger.
"Good." I offer a small smile in her direction. "We walk in together, we walk out together. That's how it works."
Sofia pipes up from my desk chair. "What about me?"
"You're carrying the important file," Foggy says, and I hear him cross the room, the soft thud of a manila folder being placed into small hands. "It's a crucial legal document. Don't let anyone take it from you."
"I won't!"
"Then let's move." I tap my cane and head for the door, my senses mapping the office one last time — the hum of the old refrigerator in the corner, the drip of the coffee maker, the warm scent of paper and old wood. My hand finds the doorframe. I step into the hallway, the stairwell stretching out before me, and the morning light filters through the window at the landing.
Ms. Delgado's footsteps fall in behind me, slower, steadier. And behind her, Sofia's light, quick steps, clutching her folder like it's made of gold.
The four of us descended the stairs together. Justice doesn't start in a courtroom. It starts with a first step.
The walk to the courthouse is brisk. Foggy leads the way, his footsteps steady and familiar on the pavement. Sofia stays close to her mother's side, the folder clutched to her chest. I keep my cane in front of me, reading the sidewalk's texture — smooth stretches, cracked slabs, the lip of a curb.
The courthouse looms as I approach. I feel it in the change of air pressure, the hollow echo of footsteps on marble steps. Glass doors swing open as a pair of officers exit, their radios crackling.
I pause at the bottom of the courthouse steps and murmur a quick prayer under my breath—familiar words, half-remembered from childhood mass at St. Agnes. Lord, let justice be done. Let the truth be heard. Let the innocent be held. I cross myself out of habit, my fingers brushing the small cross at my neck.
Foggy catches it. He always does. "Angel," he says softly, "you know God's got a full docket today."
"Then he'll appreciate me clearing one case off it."
He huffs a quiet laugh, and I hear the smile in it.
I push through the doors into the lobby. The air shifts — cooler, stiller, tinged with the scent of old wood and floor wax. The metal detector hums ahead.
"Alright, team," I say, low enough for only my group to hear. "Showtime."
I crouch slightly, angling my voice toward where I heard Sofia's small sneakers scuff against the marble floor.
"Sofia." My voice is gentle but firm. "Stay close to your mom, okay? Courthouses are big, and it's easy to get turned around in a crowd."
"I will." Her voice is solemn, serious. I imagine her clutching that manila folder like a shield.
"Good girl."
I straighten up, my cane already tapping forward toward the security line. The courthouse lobby buzzes with activity — the squeak of shoes on marble, the murmur of conversations echoing off high ceilings, the rhythmic beep of the metal detector up ahead. I catch the scent of stale coffee from a vending machine, the tang of floor polish, and the faint floral perfume of a woman passing by on my left.
Foggy falls into step beside me. "Row three, left side," he murmurs, low enough for only me to hear. "Judge Corrigan's courtroom is up on the third floor. Room 312."
"Got it."
I reach the metal detector. I set my cane on the conveyor belt — the officer knows me by now, a regular in this building — and step through. The machine stays silent. I retrieve my cane and wait, listening for my group.
Ms. Delgado's footsteps follow. Slower. Then Sofia's is lighter, quicker.
"Clear," the officer says.
I lead the way to the elevators, the button finding my fingertip. The hum of the elevator descending fills the small alcove. I step inside, the doors sliding shut behind me, and the four of us rise in silence.
Third floor. The doors open onto a long hallway, fluorescent lights humming overhead. A bench lines the wall outside Room 312, and I hear the shuffle of papers, the low murmur of voices from inside.
I turn to Ms. Delgado. "We wait here until they call us. Then we go in together."
Her hand lands on my sleeve, light and trembling. "Thank you," she says. "For—for believing me."
"Believing you is my job." I offer a small smile. "Winning is the part we get to enjoy."
I settle onto the bench beside Ms. Delgado, my cane resting across my knees. The wood is cool through my trousers. I angle my head toward her, keeping my voice low.
"You feeling okay, Carmen?"
A pause. She lets out a breath I didn't realize she'd been holding.
"Honestly?" A nervous laugh. "I feel like I'm going to throw up."
"Good. That means you care." I offer her a small smile. "If you were calm, I'd be worried."
She laughs again, softer this time. I hear Sofia shift on the bench beside her, the manila folder crinkling as she hugs it tighter.
"I just..." Ms. Delgado hesitates. "What if it's not enough? The receipts, the bank statements. What if he's done this before and gotten away with it?"
"Then we make sure he doesn't get away with it this time." I turn to face her fully. "Vance has money and lawyers. But we have proof, and you have us. And around here, that counts for a lot more than a checkbook."
Foggy chimes in from my left, his voice warm. "Plus, while he seems like a grump, Judge Corrigan's no pushover. He's seen Tattle's tricks before. If he tries to pull something, he'll shut it down."
Ms. Delgado exhales, the tension in her shoulders easing a fraction. "Thank you. Both of you. I've been so scared about this for months. I didn't think anyone would help."
"That's what we're here for." I reach over and give her arm a brief, reassuring squeeze. "Now. Let's go over the order of the hearing one more time."
I pause mid-sentence, my nostrils flaring. The air shifts, carrying a familiar scent — cloying, chemical, layered over cheap musk. I've smelled it in depositions, in hallways, in the brief moments before a courtroom door swings open and a man in an ill-fitting suit steps through.
I don't need to turn my head.
"He's here."
Foggy stops shuffling papers. "Who?"
"Tattle." I let the name sit in the air for a moment. "Cologne. The kind that costs forty dollars and smells like a teenager's first prom date."
Ms. Delgado tenses beside me. I hear her grip tighten on her purse strap. "Where?"
"Down the hall. Coming from the stairwell." I tilt my head, tracking the sound — dress shoes on linoleum, a measured gait, the subtle jingle of keys in a pocket. "He's walking this way. Probably with Vance."
Foggy lets out a low breath. "Showtime before showtime."
The footsteps grow closer. A voice cuts through the hallway — smooth, practiced, with the kind of polish that doesn't quite hide the grease underneath.
"Miss Murdock. Mr. Nelson. What a pleasant surprise."
I offer a thin smile in the direction of his voice. "Mr. Tattle. I'd say the same, but I try not to lie before noon."
Harold Tattle's laugh is hollow, scripted. "Still as sharp as ever. I see you've brought your client." A pause. "I do hope she's prepared for today."
"Prepared?" I tilt my head. "She's got receipts, bank statements, and two lawyers who believe in her. I'd say she's more prepared than your case is."
Tattle's footsteps stop. I catch the faint shift of his weight, the subtle crack of his neck as he adjusts his collar.
"We'll see what the judge thinks."
"Sofia, this is what we call the opposition."
I gesture vaguely toward Tattle with my cane, my tone light, almost playful. The girl's small sneakers shift on the marble floor as she looks up at the man I've indicated.
"A lawyer who represents the other side," I continue. "Sometimes they're reasonable. Sometimes they're not." I pause, letting a beat of silence hang. "Mister Tattle here, he's..." Another pause. "Well, Sofia, why don't you tell me what you smell?"
Sofia's voice is small but clear. "He smells like my abuela's perfume. The really strong one."
I bite back a grin. Tattle's silence is louder than any retort he could muster.
"Sofia, that's very observant." Foggy's voice is strained, clearly holding back laughter. "You're a natural paralegal."
Tattle clears his throat, the sound tight. "Charming. Truly." His footsteps shift, moving past me toward the courtroom doors. "I'll see you inside, Miss Murdock. I do hope the proceedings are... educational for the child."
"More educational than whatever cologne sample counter you got that scent from, I'm sure."
His footsteps quicken. The courtroom door creaks open and swings shut behind him.
Ms. Delgado laughs beside me, the tension cracking. "I can't believe you just did that."
"He started it." I shrug, a small smirk on my lips. "Besides, Sofia needed to learn that standing up to bullies starts early."
I crouch down to Sofia's level, my voice dropping into something quieter, more conspiratorial.
"Sofia, remember — you're our secret weapon."
The girl's sneakers shift on the marble floor. "I am?"
"You are." I nod, keeping my face serious. "See, the bad guys? They look at us and see two lawyers, a nice lady, and a little girl. They don't realize you're the one keeping us organized." I tap the edge of the manila folder she's holding. "And you've got the important file. Without you, this whole operation falls apart."
Sofia's voice comes out hushed, filled with importance. "I won't let them take it."
"That's my paralegal."
Ms. Delgado's hand finds my shoulder, a gentle squeeze of gratitude. "Thank you," she says, her voice soft. "For all of it."
I straighten up, rolling my shoulders back. The courtroom door looms ahead, the wood worn from decades of hands, the brass handle cool to the touch. Through the gap beneath the door, I catch the murmur of the gallery, the shuffle of papers, the distant squeak of a judge's chair.
"Alright, team." I set my hand on the door. "Let's go remind Mr. Vance that the law still means something in this city."
I push the door open.
The courtroom swallows me whole. The air is cooler here, tinged with dust and old paper. The gallery benches groan under the weight of a handful of spectators. The bailiff's footsteps echo from the side. I sense the bench ahead, elevated, heavy with authority.
Tattle is already seated at the defendant's table. I catch the faint, cloying scent of his cologne, the rustle of papers as he pretends to review notes.
Beside him, another presence. Heavier. Slower breath. The faint smell of cigar smoke clinging to an expensive suit.
Gregory Vance.
I guide Ms. Delgado to the plaintiff's table, my cane finding the edge of the wood. Sofia settles onto the bench behind me, the folder clutched tight.
"All rise for the Honorable Judge Marcus Corrigan."
I rise with the rest of the room, the scrape of chairs and rustle of clothing filling the space. The bench creaks as Judge Corrigan settles into his seat with practiced authority.
"Be seated."
The command is crisp, unhurried. Years of courtroom experience packed into two words. I lower myself back into my chair, my hand finding the edge of the plaintiff's table, the wood grain familiar beneath my fingertips.
"Good morning, your Honor."
My voice carries the right note — respectful but not deferential, professional without being stiff. I've stood before Judge Corrigan a dozen times. He doesn't tolerate theatrics, but he respects preparation.
"Ms. Murdock. Mr. Nelson." His voice is measured, cutting through the quiet hum of the courtroom. "Mr. Tattle. I see we're all here bright and early." A pause. The rustle of papers. "This is a motion hearing on the matter of Delgado versus Vance Properties. Eviction proceedings." Another pause. "Counsel, I trust you're both prepared to proceed without wasting the court's time."
Tattle rises. "Of course, your Honor. The defense is fully prepared."
I rise as well. "The plaintiff is ready, your Honor.”
Judge Corrigan's chair creaks as he leans back. "Then let's begin. Ms. Murdock, your opening statement."
"This is a simple case of landlord misconduct, your Honor."
My voice carries through the courtroom, measured and clear. I stand, my left hand resting on the edge of the plaintiff's table, my cane in my right.
"Mr. Gregory Vance owns a dozen buildings in the Bowery. One of them — a walk-up on Broome Street — has been home to Carmen Delgado and her daughter Sofia for eight years." I pause, letting the details settle. "Eight years of on-time rent payments. Eight years of Ms. Delgado's husband, Carlos, fixing every leak, every broken pipe, every cracked tile that Mr. Vance refused to repair."
I hear Tattle shift in his seat, the faint rustle of fabric.
"Two years ago, Carlos Delgado died on a construction site. A week after the funeral, Mr. Vance called Ms. Delgado and offered her money to leave. She refused." I let the words hang. "So he stopped maintaining the apartment. Stopped taking her calls. And then, three weeks ago, he filed an eviction notice claiming she owes six months of back rent."
I gesture toward the stack of papers on the table. "We have money order receipts. Bank statements. A paper trail spanning three years that proves Ms. Delgado has never missed a payment. Mr. Vance's claim is not just false — it's retaliatory."
I turn my head slightly in the direction of the bench. "This is a landlord using the court system to punish a tenant for exercising her right to stay in her home. And we intend to prove it."
I settle back into my chair. The courtroom hums with quiet energy.
Judge Corrigan's voice cuts through. "Mr. Tattle, your response."
I listen carefully, filtering the courtroom's ambient noise — the hum of the overhead fluorescents, the distant clack of a keyboard from an office down the hall, the shallow rhythm of Ms. Delgado's breath beside me — and beneath it all, Judge Corrigan.
His breathing is even. Measured. He doesn't shift in his chair, doesn't tap his pen. That stillness tells me more than words could. He's watching. Waiting. Giving Tattle enough rope to either save or hang himself.
Tattle continues, his voice smooth as polished glass. "We have bank statements showing deposits that don't align with Ms. Delgado's claimed payment history. Discrepancies that suggest — "
"Objection, your Honor." I rise, my voice cutting cleanly through his cadence.
"Speculation. Mr. Tattle is characterizing bank records that he has not entered into evidence and, I suspect, has not shared with the plaintiff during discovery."
Judge Corrigan's voice comes low, unhurried. "Mr. Tattle. Have you shared these records with opposing counsel?"
A pause. Tattle shifts his weight.
"Your Honor, we only received them from our client yesterday — "
"Then you should have filed a motion to extend discovery, not ambushed Ms. Murdock in my courtroom." The judge's tone sharpens, the first crack in his neutrality. "I won't have my time wasted with sandbagging. If you have evidence, counsel, you produce it. If not, you proceed with the case you have."
Tattle clears his throat. "Understood, your Honor."
I sit back down. Beside me, Foggy exhales quietly, and I can feel Ms. Delgado's shoulders loosen just a fraction. Good. Judge Corrigan's not playing games today.
I settle back into my chair. Let him talk.
Tattle's voice fills the courtroom, smooth and practiced. "Ms. Delgado's bank statements show deposits that don't align with her claimed rent payments. We believe these inconsistencies indicate the payments were never made, and that Ms. Delgado attempted to fabricate a paper trail retroactively."
I catch the shift in Carmen's breathing beside me — the sharp inhale, the tension coiling in her shoulders. Foggy's hand lands gently on the table, a small gesture of reassurance. I give the tiniest shake of my head. Not yet.
Tattle keeps going, his confidence building. "Our client has been patient. He allowed Ms. Delgado to remain in the unit well beyond the terms of her lease while attempting to resolve this matter informally. But at a certain point, the law must be upheld."
He pauses for effect. Judge Corrigan says nothing.
"The defense moves for expedited eviction on the grounds of non-payment and breach of lease."
The courtroom falls quiet. I can feel Tattle's satisfaction radiating from the defense table, the subtle shift of his posture as he lowers himself back into his chair.
Judge Corrigan breaks the silence. "Ms. Murdock. Rebuttal?"
I rise. Slowly. My cane finds the floor, my weight settling evenly.
"Your Honor, Mr. Tattle has presented no evidence of fabrication. He's offered a narrative, not proof. Meanwhile, we have bank records signed and stamped by a teller. Money order receipts with matching serial numbers. Three years of consistent payments." I tilt my head in Tattle's direction. "The defense's entire argument rests on the assumption that our client is lying, without a single document to support it."
I let that hang.
"When you have no case, you attack the credibility of the person bringing it. But credibility requires evidence. And the only evidence in this room says Ms. Delgado paid her rent."
I let the quiet settle for a beat before continuing.
"Your Honor, with the court's permission, I'd like to move to evidence presentation. We have documentation that speaks for itself."
I reach for the folder. Foggy slides across the table. "Exhibit A through F: money order receipts from the Gotham City Post Office, dated the first of each month for the past three years, each matching Ms. Delgado's rent amount." I hold them up, the paper crisp between my fingers. "Exhibit G through L: corresponding bank statements showing withdrawals matching those money orders." I pause. "Exhibit M: a letter from Mr. Vance's property manager, dated two years ago, offering Ms. Delgado a cash buyout to vacate the premises."
A rustle from the defense table. Tattle shifts.
"And Exhibit N," I continue, "a text message from Mr. Vance's personal number to Ms. Delgado, sent three days after her husband's funeral — reading, and I quote — 'The apartment needs repairs that I can't afford. Might be time to move on.'"
Ms. Delgado draws a sharp breath beside me. I let the words hang in the air.
"This is a paper trail of a landlord trying to force out a tenant who refused to be bought, and then fabricating a debt when she wouldn't leave."
I set the exhibits down and face the bench. "The evidence is clear, your Honor. Ms. Delgado has paid every dollar she owes. And Mr. Vance knows it."
I turn my head toward the defense table, my expression neutral but my voice carrying an edge of invitation.
"If the defense has questions, I welcome them."
Tattle rises. His chair scrapes against the floor.
"We do, Ms. Murdock. Thank you." He steps forward, and I hear the rustle of paper as he picks up a document. "These money order receipts. They're dated the first of each month, correct?"
"They are."
"And yet, Ms. Delgado's bank statements show the corresponding withdrawals happening on the second, sometimes the third." He pauses, letting it land. "Wouldn't a tenant paying on the first withdraw the money on the first?"
I tilt my head. "She withdrew the money on the first business day of the month, Mr. Tattle. Money orders can only be purchased during post office hours. If the first falls on a Sunday or a holiday, the transaction processes the next business day." I let a small smile touch my lips. "I'm happy to provide a calendar for the court, if needed."
A ripple of quiet laughter from the gallery. Judge Corrigan's voice cuts through, dry as old paper. "Mr. Tattle, if you're going to cross-examine the evidence, I suggest I prepare questions that account for basic civics."
Tattle clears his throat. "Of course, Your Honor." He retreats to his table, the air around him deflating.
Foggy leans in close, his voice a whisper. "He's flailing."
I give a small nod. Ms. Delgado's hand finds my arm, her fingers trembling slightly, but her grip is sure. Across the room, I catch the heavy breath of Gregory Vance, the faint crack of his knuckles as he clenches his fist beneath the table.
He's not happy.
"Your Honor, I'd like to call Carmen Delgado to the stand."
Ms. Delgado's breath catches beside me. I feel her hesitate, the weight of the moment pressing down on her shoulders.
"Ms. Delgado." Judge Corrigan's voice is firm but not unkind. "Please approach."
I turn toward Carmen, keeping my voice low and steady. "You've got this. Just tell the truth, the way you told me. One question at a time."
Her chair scrapes back. I hear her footsteps — hesitant at first, then firmer — as she crosses the worn floor toward the witness stand. The oath is administered, the familiar rhythm of words she repeats in a voice that only wavers slightly.
"Raise your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
"I do."
The bailiff steps back. The courtroom settles into silence.
I rise, my cane finding its familiar spot against the table. "Ms. Delgado, can you describe your interactions with Mr. Vance after your husband's funeral?"
Carmen's voice comes out clear. "He called me the day after the funeral. Said he was sorry for my loss. Then he said the apartment needed expensive repairs and he couldn't afford to keep tenants there unless they paid triple the rent."
"Triple the rent."
"Yes. I told him I couldn't afford that. He said maybe it was time to find somewhere else to live. Somewhere more... suitable."
"And when you refused to leave?"
A pause. "He stopped answering my calls. The maintenance stopped. The heat went out twice that winter, and he wouldn't send anyone to fix it." Her voice tightens. "He wanted me to leave so badly. But I couldn't. This was my home. My husband built that bookshelf in Sofia's room. He fixed the kitchen sink five times because Mr. Vance wouldn't hire a plumber. I wasn't going to let them erase that."
"And the money orders — you bought those yourself?"
"Yes." Carmen's voice is steadier now. "Every single one. I walked to the post office on Atlantic Avenue. Tomas — the teller — he knows me. He'd stamp the receipt, and I'd file it in my drawer."
"Did Mr. Vance ever provide you with a receipt for your rent payments?"
"No. He never did. I asked him for one, early on, and he said he'd get around to it. But he never did."
"So you kept your own records."
"I had to. My husband always said, " Her voice catches, but she pushes through. "He always said if someone won't give you a receipt, keep my own paper trail. So I did."
I let the answer settle, then turn toward the defense table. "Mr. Tattle, would you like to cross-examine?"
Tattle rises. I hear the hesitation in the scrape of his chair.
"Ms. Delgado... these money orders. You purchased them at the Atlantic Avenue post office?"
"Yes."
"And the teller — this Tomas — he would vouch for your regular purchases?"
"He would."
Tattle pauses. I catch the faint rustle of fabric as he shifts his weight.
"No further questions, my Honor."
A ripple of surprise moves through the gallery. Foggy exhales beside me, and I feel Ms. Delgado's relief radiate from the witness stand like warmth from a fire.
Judge Corrigan's voice cuts through. "The court has heard the evidence. I'll take a brief recess before delivering my ruling. Fifteen minutes."
I rise from my chair, my cane finding the edge of the table as I make my way toward the witness stand. The gallery buzzes quietly — spectators stretching, lawyers conferring, the low hum of a courtroom in recess.
"Carmen, you did great up there."
Her feet hit the floor as she steps down, and I hear the shaky exhale she's been holding in since she took the stand.
"I was so nervous I thought my voice would crack."
"If it did, nobody noticed." I offer her a small smile. "You answered every question clearly. You didn't let him rattle you. That took guts."
She laughs, a little unsteady, but genuine. "Your partner handed me a folder with a blank piece of paper in it before I went up. Said it was for moral support."
From across the room, Foggy's voice drifts over. "It's a tried and tested legal technique. The Fake Folder. Intimidates opposing counsel every time."
I shake my head, a real smile tugging at my lips. "I'm going to check the hallway. Give me a minute to breathe."
I tap my way toward the courtroom doors, pushing through into the corridor. The air is cooler out here, less charged. The fluorescent lights hum overhead. I find a spot along the wall and let the quiet settle around me, running through the hearing in my mind.
Fifteen minutes. Then Corrigan delivers his ruling.
I find the wall with my shoulder and let myself settle into it. The plaster is cool through my blazer, the surface faintly textured beneath my palm.
The hallway breathes around me.
Footsteps pass at irregular intervals — a clerk hurrying with papers, the measured stride of a bailiff, the soft squeak of a janitor's cart somewhere down the hall. Voices filter through closed doors, muffled and indistinct. A phone rings in an office two floors up, the sound carrying through the building's old bones.
I close my eyes. Not that it matters, but the gesture helps me focus.\
The courthouse has its own rhythm. I've learned to read it over the years — the way the heating system clicks when the steam rises, the creak of a particular floorboard near the water fountain that means someone's approaching from the east stairwell, the faint electrical hum of the clock above the courtroom doors. It's a language spoken in vibrations and echoes, and I've become fluent.
My mind drifts to the Fourth Street Mill. The trucks at odd hours. The men in suits who never dress like workers. Elena's story about the bounced check was settled in cash.
It's connected. I can feel it, the way I feel a change in air pressure before a storm.
But that's tonight's problem.
Right now, there's a woman and her daughter waiting for a judge to decide if they get to keep their home.
The courtroom doors creak open behind me. A bailiff's voice cuts through.
"Court will resume in five minutes."
I push off the wall, rolling my shoulders back. Time to finish this.
I push off the wall and turn in the direction of Foggy's familiar footsteps approaching. He stops beside me, the scent of his cologne — something inexpensive he's worn since law school — mixing with the courthouse air.
"Foggy, any last-minute observations?"
He lets out a breath, long and slow. "I think we've got this. Corrigan's been on our side all morning. Tattle's flailing, Vance is sulking, and Carmen's testimony was solid." He pauses. "But Corrigan's also unpredictable. He doesn't like being predictable. He might rule against us just to keep everyone guessing."
I nod. "He's fair, though at least by Gotham standards. That's what matters."
"Fair, yeah." Foggy's voice drops. "But fair doesn't always mean favorable. And Vance has connections. The kind that might've reached his chambers."
I consider that. I've heard the rumors about Corrigan — that he’s incorruptible, that he's turned down bribes from the Carmine family. But Gotham's rot runs deep, and everyone has a price.
"Then we trust the evidence," I say. "That's all we can do."
The courtroom doors creak open. The bailiff's voice cuts through the hallway. "All rise for the Honorable Judge Corrigan."
I straighten my blazer, my hand tightening on my cane. "Let's go hear our future."
I turn my head toward the small shuffling sound of Sofia's sneakers on the marble floor, finding her somewhere near her mother's elbow.
"Sofia, keep that file safe.”
The girl's voice comes back serious, important. "I will. I've got it right here."
"Good. That file is the difference between chaos and order in a courtroom. Without you holding it down, the whole system might fall apart." I keep my tone grave, as if entrusting her with state secrets.
"I won't let you down."
"I know you won't." I give her a small nod, then tap my cane toward the courtroom doors. "Alright. Let's go hear what the judge has to say."
The doors swing open as the bailiff holds them. I step inside, the familiar weight of the courtroom settling around me — the cool air, the faint scent of old wood and paper, the hushed murmur of the gallery. I find the table, my cane brushing against the edge before I settle into my chair.
Ms. Delgado sits beside me. I hear her exhale, steadying herself. Behind me, Sofia's small shoes scrape against the floor as she climbs onto the bench, the manila folder rustling in her lap.
Judge Corrigan's voice cuts through the quiet.
"Before I deliver my ruling," he says, "I want to address something I observed during these proceedings."
A pause. The air is tight.
"Mr. Vance." His voice sharpens. “Your attorney attempted to introduce evidence he had not shared with opposing counsel. He questioned the validity of a tenant's receipts without offering a single document to support those doubts. And throughout this hearing, I have sat in silence while your counsel built a case on insinuation rather than fact."
The gallery holds its breath.
"Ms. Murdock's client provided clear, consistent documentation. Three years of payments. A paper trail that any auditor would accept."
Another pause. "Mr. Vance, I'm going to ask you a direct question. Do you have any evidence that Ms. Delgado failed to pay rent, beyond the absence of your own record-keeping?" His question has a near-silent undertone of desperation, like he is begging for Vance to give him plausible deniability to rule in his favor.
I turn my attention inward, filtering out the ambient noise of the courtroom — the fluorescent hum, the rustle of the gallery, Foggy's steady breathing beside me — and focus on the defense table.
Vance's heartbeat.
It's there, beneath the silence. Steady at first. Then a flicker. A skip. The rhythm tightens, quickens, as Judge Corrigan's question hangs in the air.
“Do you have any evidence…”
Another skip. His breath changes — a shallow inhale, held too long. The faint creak of his chair as he shifts his weight. The subtle scrape of a shoe against the floor.
He's nervous.
"Mr. Vance." Judge Corrigan's voice sharpens. "I asked you a question."
Vance clears his throat. "Your Honor, I — my property manager handled the rent collection. I relied on his records."
"And those records show no payments from Ms. Delgado for six months?"
"They do."
"Yet Ms. Delgado has provided receipts for every single month during that period." A pause. "Did you ever personally review your manager's records against actual deposits?"
The heartbeat stutters again. A longer pause.
"I... delegated that responsibility, your Honor."
"Delegated." The word lands like a gavel. "Mr. Vance, let me be clear. You are asking this court to evict a widow and her child based on a bookkeeping discrepancy that you never personally verified. Your manager is not here to testify. Your records are incomplete. And the plaintiff has provided a paper trail that contradicts your claim entirely."
He lets the silence stretch.
"I'm prepared to rule."
"Your Honor, may I add one thing?"
Judge Corrigan pauses. "Go on, Ms. Murdock."
I rise slowly, my hand resting on the edge of the table. "Mr. Vance claims he delegated rent collection to his property manager. But in his eviction filing, he personally swore under oath that Ms. Delgado was six months behind." I tilt my head toward the defense table. "If he delegated the records, how could he personally verify the debt? And if he didn't verify it, he swore to a falsehood."
A beat of silence.
"Either Mr. Vance knowingly filed a false eviction claim, or he filed one without doing the bare minimum to confirm its accuracy. Both options have consequences under the law."
Tattle rises. "Your Honor, Ms. Murdock is — "
"Sit down, Mr. Tattle." Corrigan's voice cuts like glass. Silence follows.
The judge's chair creaks as he leans forward. "Mr. Vance. I'm giving you one last opportunity. Do I have any direct knowledge that Ms. Delgado failed to pay rent, or are you relying entirely on your property manager's incomplete records?"
A long pause. Vance's heartbeat drums against my ears, uneven, rapid. He clears his throat.
"...I relied on my manager's records, your Honor."
"Then I have my ruling."
The courtroom holds its breath.
"The defendant's motion for eviction is denied. Ms. Delgado is to remain in her home. Furthermore, Mr. Vance is ordered to pay court costs and Ms. Delgado's legal fees. I'm also referring this matter to the city's tenant protection board for review of potential retaliatory eviction practices."
A sharp exhale from beside me. Ms. Delgado's hand finds my arm, trembling.
"We won," she whispers.
"We won."
The courtroom erupts into quiet motion — the rustle of the gallery rising, the shuffle of papers, the low murmur of conversation. But at my table, time slows.
Ms. Delgado's hand is still on my arm, her grip trembling. "We won. We actually won."
“You won." I turn toward her, a genuine smile crossing my face. "I just helped you prove what you already knew."
Beside me, Foggy lets out a breath he's been holding for the entire hearing. "I need a drink. And a nap. Possibly in that order."
Sofia's voice pipes up from behind us. "Does this mean we get to stay?"
I twist in my seat, finding her small presence. "It means you get to stay. And Mr. Vance gets to pay for the privilege of wasting everyone's time."
The girl giggles. The sound is light, unburdened. It's the first time I've heard it all morning.
I rise, my cane finding the floor. Ms. Delgado guides Sofia out of the row, and I follow them into the aisle, the gallery parting around me. Tattle passes without a word, his cologne trailing behind him like a retreat. Vance's footsteps are heavier, slower — a man who just lost more than a case.
Outside the courtroom, the hallway stretches before me, cooler and quieter. Ms. Delgado stops, turns toward me. "I don't know how to thank you."
"By going home and living your life," I say. "That's all the thanks I need."
She laughs, a little watery, and hugs me. I let myself receive it, my cane tucked against my side, my arms finding her shoulders. She smells like lavender and coffee and relief.
When she pulls back, Sofia tugs at my sleeve. "Miss Mary? You're really good at being a lawyer."
I crouch down to her level. "And you're really good at being a paralegal. I might have to hire you full-time."
"Really?"
"Really. But you'll have to negotiate your salary with Mr. Nelson." I jerk my head in Foggy's direction. "He handles the budget."
Foggy groans. "I'm already being ganged up on."
Ms. Delgado laughs, and this time it's full and warm. She takes Sofia's hand, and they head for the elevators, the girl waving the manila folder like a flag of victory.
I listen to them go, the sound of their footsteps fading into the courthouse's hum.
Then I turn to Foggy. "We've got a gala to get ready for."
"you sound almost excited."
"I sound like I just won a case." I tap my cane against the floor. "Let me have this."
sorry about no bruce or batfam this chapter they show up in the next one
How would the batboys + Bruce react to a partner that sleeps with a little bit of light and music/sounds.
Like the light is a blueish purple that is dim enough to see the outline/shadow of stuff and music that’s just instrumental with sometimes rain sounds too but it’s pretty quiet to block off any night time thinking (iykyk)….
bc I feel like they would mind the music but not the lights since they’re vigilante and want to hear their surrondings and the lights would outline any intruders easily
(And maybe those starry night projectors too)
But wat do u guys think? Also it would be nice for someone to write this too…if possible
(I have an overactive imagination and so I kinda need to see the outline of stuff to stop my brain from creating scary kinda realistic stuff in the darkness and the music helps me not overthink when ima trying to go to bed but the reader’s reason can be mentioned or not or can be different)
𝐚/𝐧: I'm so sorry this took me so long😭 I had a lot of stress at work and didn't feel like finishing this fic, but now I have some time off and hope to be able to write more! (started to finally watch off campus, so maybe I start writing for that fandom as well—I'm so in love with tucker ♡)
𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: bruce wayne x batmom!reader feat. batkids
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: mr.banks was disrespectful towards you. so who's better to teach him a lesson that all actions have consequences other than the batboys?
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: fluff, a bit violence, nudity (only mentioned), established relationship, 4k words, not proofread, pls let me know if I forgot something :p
You stand in the kitchen, reheating the soup for Damian, although Alfred would have done it, you told him you would do it yourself. You needed a moment simply to yourself, that's why you told Bruce to watch something with Damian while you were in the kitchen.
Your alone time didn't last long when you feel arms wrapping around your waist. You flinch slightly before you relax against your husband, even after all these years together, he could still sneak up on you, but he's Batman after all so you're not really surprised.
"You okay?" Bruce mumbles into your neck, tightening his arms slightly around you.
"'M fine," you drawl through a sigh, frowning when one of Bruce's arms let go of you to grab the wooden spoon in your hand, lying it down before he turns the stove onto a lower temperature to be able to turn you around in his arms to face him without having to worry about the food.
"Want to finally tell me what happened with the school?" he asks, cupping your face softly with his hands.
You let out a deep sigh, playing with Bruce's collar to avoid eye contact. It's not like you didn't want to tell Bruce what happened because you really want to tell him, but you slowly started to think that maybe you were a bit dramatic about everything. The school politics say that 'in case of an emergency the parents are to be informed'—𝘨𝘰𝘴𝘩, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘩𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘦, it's completely disrespectful to adoptive parents, foster parents, stepparents and other caregivers—
"Honey?" Bruce says softly, noticing that your mind was wandering so he gave you a soft smile when your eyes finally snapped up to his. "I was worried when Zuri told me that the school had called."
Your eyes widen at that, you didn't really think about what must have gone through Bruce's head when Zuri told him after his meeting that the school had called. He must have thought that you were sick or that something happened to you.
You shake your head in his grip, leaning forward to give him a soft peck on his lips. "I'm really fine, my love. Sorry that you had to worried about me. I had so many things going on in my head, and after Damian ate his soup we pretty much fell asleep, but I should have called yo—"
Now Bruce was the one to leave a soft peck on your lips, stopping your ramble. "No need to apologize. I'm just happy nothing happened to you, so please tell me why the school called me, and why they couldn't reach you."
You huff, letting your hands fall back to your sides, but before you could look away, Bruce stepped a little closer to you, and brushed his thumbs over your cheeks to ground you (and maybe to ground himself too).
"They couldn't reach me because they... because they didn't even tried to call me in the first place," you say, looking your husband in the eyes to see his reaction.
You feel his hands twitch lightly on your face, his brows knit together in confusion after a few seconds. "What do you mean?"
"The vice principal told me that the parents are to be contacted in case of an emergency."
"Yeah," Bruce nods in understanding, but his brows were still knitted, "but they couldn't reach me, and you are the first person to be contacted anyway, so why didn't they?"
"In case of an emergency the parents are to be contacted," you repeat, seeing how your husband's confusion turned slowly into irritation.
"I understand that, so why didn't they call you?"
You could see it in his expression: jaw tight, gaze sharp, and he let go of your face, hands tightening into fists beside him. He knew the answer to his own question, but he was hoping that he was wrong about his assumption.
You take a deep breath before letting everything out that happened and where your thoughts have gone. "They didn't call me because I'm just his 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, and therefore have not the same rights, and the worst part his that 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨! I'm not his real mo—"
"Stop," Bruce grits out, shaking his hands lightly out on his sides to cup your face again, firmer this time, still gentle of course, but with more earnestness. "You 𝘢𝘳𝘦 his mother as much as you are the mother of our other children."
You nod at him, feeling a lump forming in your throat, and tears welling in your eyes. You knew that in your heart, but it was really good to hear the words leave your husband's mouth.
"Give me a name," Bruce says with a deeper voice and darker eyes. Someone disrespected you, his 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦. And he will not have that.
"Mr. Banks," a raspy voice says before you even got the chance to open your mouth.
You quickly wipe away a few tears that had escaped your eyes with the back of your hand before you turn towards the door where your youngest boy leaned against the doorframe.
"Dami, why aren't you in bed?"
"You weren't there," he mumbles, feeling heat creeping up his cheeks that didn't came from the fever so he cleared his throat (well, he tried to, but the scratching in the back wouldn't go away) and straightened up from the door. "It was cold. It's much warmer when someone else is in bed, and I didn't know it takes so long to heat up soup."
You laugh softly, of course he didn't want to admit that he wanted to cuddle. "You're right, it doesn't take that long."
"You can go back to bed with Damian," Bruce says, grabbing the wooden spoon before you could, "and I'm taking care of the school."
You give him a soft but meaningful kiss, mumbling '𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴' against his mouth before you walk towards your son.
Damian looks at you with still glassy eyes. "Could you please get me the blue blanket?"
"Of course, my little bat," you answer, stroking a few strands away from his eyes, turning towards your husband when you hear a light scoff. "Got a problem with that?"
"No," he answers with sarcasm, "why would I have a problem with a blanket?"
You lift your eyebrows and smirk before you put on an innocent face. "I don't know. Why do you have a problem with the blue blanket?"
Bruce just shakes his head, turning towards the soup. He knew that you knew what his problem with the blanket was, and he doesn't want to play that game. Unfortunately for him, you wanted to play.
"It's big, fluffy and keeps you warm—"
"It's a 𝘚𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 blanket."
You gasp in fake surprise. "Really? I never noticed that."
Bruce scoffs again, throwing a dish towel at you, but you already ran out of the room, your laughter still echoing through the hallway.
Damian smiles softly after you before his father's voice snaps his attention towards him. "Damian."
"Yes?"
"When you're feeling better, I'll need your help with Mr. Banks," Bruce says, stirring the soup again, "and those of your brothers."
"Do you have something in mind?"
"Plenty," Bruce chuckles, looking back to Damian with a mischief smirk, "but I'm sure you got some ideas as well."
.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .
—𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘆—
"Are you sure this will work?"
"Pleaseeee," Tim scoffs, opening his laptop,
"'cause this'll work."
Damian rolls his eyes, looking around before he looks back to Tim. "Can you hurry up? It is slightly embarrassing when someone sees us together."
"What is embarrassing?" Tim asks, frowning slightly when he opens a few tabs on the Laptop. He only half listen to his younger brother, he has an important task to complete, after all.
Damian raises a brow, "should I really say it out loud?"
Tim's frown deepens, finally looking up from the screen when it finally dawns on him what Damian was trying to imply. "Do you mean me? 𝘔𝘦?"
Damian scoffs at the high pitched and offended voice of Tim, rolling his eyes again. "Congratulations Timothy, you're officially the greatest detective of 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘭𝘭𝘭𝘭𝘭 time," he says with a pointed look.
"I'm not embarrassing," Tim argues, still very offended, "you're embarrassing and you don't see me complaining do you?"
"What makes me embarrassing?" Damian asks, looking around again before he sits down next to Tim to be able to look at the screen. He raises his eyebrow again when Tim couldn't come up with something.
"I don't know," Tim shrugs, looking back to the loading screen, "you're the younger brother that automatically makes you embarrassing."
"So according to your logic," Damian starts with a disgusting look on his face, "that makes Jason what?"
"What does Jason have to do with this?"
Damian pinches the bridge of his nose. "He's older than you, and according to your logic, that makes you the embarrassing one," he huffs with a little smirk, "which is the same thing I told you."
Tim opens his mouth to say something smart back, but nothing came out because Damian had a point (not that he would ever tell him that), so he did the only right thing in this situation: flicking Damian's forehead.
Before Damian could do something back to Tim, the screen finally lit up with their target. The boys glanced at each other for a few seconds before they quickly leaned towards the laptop to have the perfect view of Mr. Banks still sleeping in his bed. Is it questionable to spy on your vice principal? Yes. Do the boys care? Absolutely not! That 'man' disrespected you and no one disrespected their mother.
"I hacked into every system in his house," Tim smirks, "this is going to be a lot of fun!"
.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .
—𝗧𝘂𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆—
"Boys, dinner is almost done," you yell down into the Batcave, "please finish your training." After you heard replies of '𝘺𝘦𝘴' and '𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨' you made your way through the grandfather clock towards the dining room. You're a bit suspicious; normally the boys would argue back that they weren't finished with training, but perhaps they've noticed that Alfred isn't in a good mood today and definitely don't want to make the butler even angrier.
𝘖𝘩, 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦!
The boys stand behind Tim who's sitting at the Batcomputer, playing the video of Mr. Banks again. It shows him running around his house in a panic; the lights are constantly switching on and off, the doors are opening and locking themselves—every time he pulls on the door it's locked but as soon as he lets go of it, the door opens again. That was the favourite of Tim and Damian because they were the ones to always press the button to close and open the door, it was really funny to watch Mr. Banks frustration.
Jason's favorite part is where the vice principal gets up, the curtains open, and he stands naked before almost his entire neighborhood. 𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦? Maybe, just maybe did someone dressed up and rang everyone's doorbell to report a gas leak—well, everyone expect Mr. Banks.
Dick's favourite is when Mr. Banks slips because the refrigerator has leaked, in his panic to get away from the window, the vice principal didn't see the water on the floor.
"Okay," Dick laughs, seeing only lights through his tears, "play this part one more time, and then we go up before mom sees this."
.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .
—𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆—
"I'm not sure this is a good idea," Damian mumbles, but still follows Jason through a window. "Father said we shouldn't do something illegal."
"We aren't," Jason simply states as if they hadn't just broken into Mr. Banks' house, opening some drawers in the living room.
Damian still stands hesitating at the window, eyes following his older brother, who looks through some books before he turns around to look at the younger boy.
"Look," Jason sighs, "we just want to find something to help the old man get rid of this damn jerk, so either you help me," he gives Damian a pointed look before he points to the window, "𝘰𝘳 you go back home".
Damian rolls his eyes before he starts to look through the house as well. "What are we even looking for?"
"Don't know," Jason mumbles, looking behind a few paintings to see if he finds a safe, "but you know it when you see it."
.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .
—𝗧𝗵𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆—
Bruce walks through the door, seeing Damian sit on one of the chairs near the secretary's desk, this time with perfect posture, head hanging low to cover up his smirk.
"Hallo," Bruce greets the secretary, stepping forward to her desk, "I'm here to pick up my son, Damian Wayne."
"Of course," the secretary nods, standing up and points to a door that lead to the principal's office, "I'm going to get the vice principal."
Bruce nods with a polite smile, glancing to Damian when the secretary goes into the office. He takes a deep breath to calm himself, although he firmly believes that violence isn't the solution to everything, it's still his first instinct when something or someone threatens his family. Or in this case disrespected 𝘺𝘰𝘶, his 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦.
Damian takes a deep breath himself, he's still a bit upset with himself for not being able to defend you last week, and he really just wants to punch the idiot in the face. But you're so proud of him that he no longer reacts directly with violence, and he certainly won't let that pathetic excuse of a man ruin that.
Bruce gives his son a knowing smirk and a wink before the office door opens again, and the man he never met but hates anyways walks out, and stretches his hand out in greeting.
"Mr. Wayne," the vice principal greets with a smile that makes it almost impossible to not punch him in the face, but lucky for him Bruce is able to control himself. "I'm glad we're finally meeting."
"Yeah," Bruce says with a fake smile that only Damian knew was fake, shaking the other man's hand a bit tighter than he normally would, but he remembered that you said Mr. Banks did the same to you. "I'm glad you're happy that we're finally meeting," he says, letting go of Mr. Banks' hand, "but my wife announced this wouldn't be a pleasant meeting so I'm not sure what you're happy about."
The vice principal is taking aback by the sudden change in the atmosphere, glancing to his secretary for help, but the woman looked into her computer, completely ignoring him. He got himself into this situation; now he can figure a way out.
"I assure you, this is just a misunderstanding."
"What is?" Bruce challenges him, "is it that you misunderstood the meaning of a mother?" Bruce says, still with a smile but the longer the vice principal looked at Bruce's face, the more he noticed how sharp it actually was. "Or does the misunderstanding lie in the fact that you were disrespectful to my wife and thought I wouldn't do anything about it?"
Mr. Banks gulps; his throat suddenly feels really dry. "How about we continue the conversation in my office?"
"That's not necessary," Bruce dismisses him, "you already got a second chance, but you called me first 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯. This means you disrespected my wife. 𝘈𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯."
"M-Mr. Wayne, if you would just please let me explain—"
"There is nothing to explain," Bruce chuckles, "You thought that in your position of power you could do whatever you wanted, but you're wrong."
Bruce turns towards his youngest with a soft real smile. "Please get your bag, we're leaving now. Mom's waiting in the car, we're going to get some ice cream."
"Mr. Wayne," the vice principal tries again, "I don’t know what your wife told you, but I can assure you that it wasn't like that."
Bruce turns sharply around, narrowing his eyes. "So you say that my wife is dramatic?"
"W-What n-no... of course not," he stutters, taking a few steps back when Bruce takes a few steps towards him, towering upon him.
"So you're calling my wife a liar?" Bruce says in a dark voice (or like his family called it: his Batman voice).
"I-I would...ne-never..." the other man stutters out, he feels his heartbeat going up, and that his hands start to sweat when he looks in Bruce's eyes. Who knew that the prince of Gotham could be this terrifying? Wasn't he the one who used to strip at parties a lot a few years ago?
"But you did," Bruce says with a clam voice, "but it's alright, you know why?"
Mr. Banks opens his mouth but nothing came out so he just shakes his head, relaxing a bit when Bruce leans back again.
"Because 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳, and I make sure you lose your job. I can't let children have a vice principal who is disrespectful towards women, can I?" Bruce says with fake politeness. "Now excuse me, 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘦 and I are taking 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘯 to go get some ice cream."
Bruce turns around, and leads Damian with a hand on the shoulder out of the school, relaxing with every step he takes, looking down towards his son when he feels an intense gaze on him. He lifts a eyebrow to let the boy know he can say what he wants to say.
"Don't tell the others but that was really cool."
Bruce chuckles, giving Damian's shoulder a soft squeeze. "I won't tell, but if you found this cool you should see what happens tomorrow."
"What do you mean?"
Bruce stops, making Damian stop as well. "There's something important you need to understand," when Damian nods Bruce continues, "when someone hurts my family they don't only hurt Bruce Wayne's family." 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘉𝘢𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘯'𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭.
.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .
—𝗙𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗮𝘆—
"Where are you two going?" you say, crossing your arms over your chest.
"Patrol," Bruce says simply, putting on his gloves.
"I can see that," you roll your eyes playfully, going towards your husband who's hands immediately go towards your hips, "but Dicki is in his police outfit."
Bruce looks towards Dick with narrowed eyes, he told him they need to hurry up before you saw them because he knew you would ask questions why he is going out as a detective and not as Nightwing.
"Master Dick spilled something on his suit again, and unfortunately I haven't had time to remove the stains yet," Alfred angel like voice echoes through the Batcave, ever the true hero, "therefore, I suggested that he could still come along as a detective."
"That's a wonderful idea Alfred," you smile at the butler before you turn to your two boys. "Please stay safe, I love you."
"I love you too," Bruce says, leaning forward to kiss you, completely ignoring the disgusted sound coming from your oldest child.
"That's enough," Dick says, tugging his father away from you before he gives your temple a kiss, "love you, mom. But we really need to go before Damian and Jason start to team up against Tim again."
.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .
𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘥. They really fired him. After everything he did for that awful school and the stupid kids. And why? Because of a bored dramatic housewife!
Mr. Banks is relived when he finally arrives home. He had to walk all the way to his house because his car wouldn't start (wonder how this happened), putting the boxes with his belongings down, he starts to search for his keys, but freezes when he hears something behind him.
"I know what you did," came a deep voice from behind him.
"Do you want money?" Mr. Banks says in panic, "just take it and go away."
"I don't want your dirty money."
"W-What else do you want? Please, I don't have anything else."
"That's not true," the voice says with a chuckle. 𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘯?
Mr. Banks chokes on his next words, "do you work for the Joker? P-Please, I don't have the money yet but... but tell him I have it in a few weeks. I need more time!"
It's quiet a few seconds, and Mr. Banks almost thinks the man behind him is gone, but then came the deep voice again, "looks like you don't have a job and therefore no money."
"It's not my fault!" the ex vice principal says a bit louder, punching against his door, "it's the fault of this stupid bitch—"
Mr. Banks yells when his face connects with the door, immediately feeling pain shooting through his nose and a mental taste in his mouth. The hand on his neck tightens, "carful! I hate men who talk disgustingly about women."
"Please," Mr. Banks groans, "it's her fault! Tell Mr. J if he wants the money, he can get it from Mrs. Way—", he yells again when his face connects with the door again, crying out when the man behind him kicks his feet away so his knees fall onto the floor.
"𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 say her name," the deep voice growls, "if you ever say her name again, you wish I would work for the Joker."
This is so confusing! The stranger does not work for Mr. J and doesn't want his money. What does he want?
"Do you understand?" Mr. Banks just winces when the hand still holding his neck tightens again. "𝘋𝘰. 𝘠𝘰𝘶. 𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥?"
"Yes," the man cries out, reaching behind him to the hand on his neck, trying to make the man let go of him.
The stranger chuckles again, leaning down to be level with his ear, "always 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳: respect will take you far in life."
Mr. Banks groans when the hand let go of him, causing him to fall forward against the door. A few tears escape his eyes, relief shooting through his body before he tenses again when he still feels someone behind him.
"BPD! Don't move."
"Finally," Mr. Banks laughs.
"You are under arrest," the voice behind him says before he feels hands on him, but before he can thank the police man he feels handcuffs on his wrist. 𝘞𝘢𝘪𝘵, he is under arrest? What about the guy behind him with the deep voice. When he turns around, the stranger is no longer there.
"This is a misunderstanding...there was a guy and he—"
"You are under arrest for disorderly conduct, money laundering, and dealing drugs for the Joker."
"What? No—"
"You have the right to remain silent—"
"This is a misunderstanding! Please—"
"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law—"
"T-They tricked me! And you! Do you understand? They—"
.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .
"That was really cool," Jason says with excitement in his eyes, standing on the roof of the house opposite Mr. Banks' house.
"Yeah..." Tim agrees, "does that mean dad is actually cool?"
"Don't say that," Damian scoffs as if he hadn't said the same thing the day before.
"I think he was pretty cool," Dick says through the earpiece, looking up after he put Mr. Banks in the police car. "Dad doesn't play around when it comes to mom."
"That's right," Bruce says, coming up behind the boys, "you all did a really great job and I'm proud of all of you."
"Yeah yeah," Jason dismisses him with a light blush on his cheeks, "don't get sentimental now, old man."
Bruce chuckles, shaking his head when he looks down and sees that Mr. Banks still tries to argue with Dick. "I'm sure you have everything under control now, I have something else to take care of." With that the Bat was gone as quickly as he had been there.
"He goes home, doesn't he?" Dick questions with a frown.
"I really don't want to think about what dad and mom are going to do, dickhead," Jason groans in disgust.
"That's not what I—"
"Yeah, whatever. Let me get a selfie with this jerk, he comes on my shitface wall."
.𖥔 ݁ ˖🦇 ݁˖ ݁𖥔 .
"Bruce?" you mumble, feeling an arm wrapping around your waist before you feel his chest snuggling against your back.
"Go back to sleep, baby," he says, kissing the back of your head.
"What are you doing here?," you whisper, almost asleep again, "it's early."
"Just wanted to be with my girl," he grins against your throat, kissing you there a few times. Bruce feels totally relaxed when he hears your sleepy giggles.
You turn around to give him a kiss on his lips. "I love you."
It has been forever since I have written anything but I just watched Your Fault: London and inspiration struck. The Noah versus Cruz race tickled my brain and so without further ado I give you Batmom raising Bruce's pressure.
Small note Batmom's code name will be BM. There’s now part 2!
Bruce should have known attempting to do anything without his wife finding out would eventually bite him in the ass especially when it comes to street racing. Currently he's suited up with Damian and Tim attempting to infiltrate the ungerground car meetup and race that is about to take place on the streets of Gotham. Normally he just has to make an appearance in the Batmobile and send a batarang or two into the crowd to get them to disperse, however right now he needs information on the ringleader of this little car party.
"Are you sure we can't just hack into the phones of the people here to find where their leader is?" Tim spoke over the comms from his outpost on the building overlooking the parking lot where the cars are.
"None of them are going to know where the leader is Red Robin, whoever wins the race gets a time and place to meet him. We corner the winner after the race." B replied unimpressed.
"There is someone approaching from the other end of the bridge, it looks like the Starter." Damian says clearly bored, "Father, do not make me agree with Red Robin, but is this even necessary? We could just use the batcomputer-"
Before Damian could finish there is the sound of another car pulling up, it is not like the others. There's no neon paint or extended exhausts, the car only really makes itself known by the sound coming off it.
"There's a new player tonight? I thought it was usually six cars only, also why does that car look so familiar?" Tim responded already getting into position to intervene.
"Hello boys, I really hope you don't mind me butting in but Oracle informed me that you needed to win a little street race. Batman did you really think I couldn't do it or were you hoping I wouldn't?" You say as you enter into their comm chanel. Both Tim and Damian let out noises of surprise and a big "Mom?!" "You shouldn't be here, you know that. Go home before things get out of hand." B said thorughly annoyed before Oracle interruppted.
"B you know as well as I that she is the best one for the job. The second in command, Ronnie Veil, is racing tonight. The ring leader knows you're after him so the plan was for Ronnie to win so you wouldn't be able to get the information from the winner."
"Oracle told me about the plan you and Robin had to interrogate the winner of the race. You failed to tell me you were going after the group Ronnie races with Batman." You reply while pulling into position for the race.
"That's because I knew you'd want to get involved and Ronnie cannot be trusted." "Would someone explain what is going on?! Why is BM down there revving her Porsche that apparently has blacked out plates??" Tim yells.
"I am going to get the information you need while also getting payback on Ronnie Veil." You reply calmly while gripping the steering wheel waiting for the pistol to go off. " Now would you boys stop asking so many questions so I can drive and win this thing?"
As soon as the pistol fired and she took off after the second car, Bruce swears he feels a vein bulge. "BM, get off the track now. This is dangerous and you promised you'd never street race like this again!"
You shift gears and get in line behind the second car leading the race, making sure to get in its slip stream, as a turn comes up. Taking the inside turn, you over take before replying.
"Well that was before I found out Ronnie was back, you know better than to think I wouldn't find out B." The cars behind you try their best to gain on you and the upcoming corner is tight. To maintain your position you brake late and the squeal is heard over the comms.
"Father, why weren't we informed mother could drive? She's in the lead and good, it would have been easier to ask her from the beginning." Damian asked as he now stood besides Batman watching the race from above. Tim also approaches.
Bruce grunts and decides to tell them while silencing his comms.
"Your mother used to be involved in street racing with some of her friends before we started dating. She wasn't really in it for the money, rather the practice and adrenaline. She knows the second in command of the man we are trying to track because she's beat him multiple times. He's tried to get her killed multiple times which is how we met."
"You've never told us that, you only said she used to work for you before and it was an instant connection." Tim replies using air quotes around instant connection. "Do Nightwing and Red Hood know?"
"Yes, Nightwing, Oracle and Hood have seen her race." Bruce replies while clenching his fist as he sees the feed of two cars attempting to run her off the road into the barriers. However, you're quicker and smarter, braking quickly so the two end up crashing into eachother before you drive around them and take back second place to go after Ronnie.
"That's so not fair, they got to see her and they never told us anything!" Tim exclaims as he takes a seat on the edge of the bulding roof.
"We were all sworn to secrecy," Oracle says from the comms, "From the CCTV footage, it looks like BM is in the lead and will win."
"I have Ronnie right where I want him, seems like he forgot how to drive. Well...it's not like he ever really knew," You reply while shifting gears and preparing to round the last corner as the finish line comes into view.
As you cross the finish line with a grin on your face, Bruce and the boys make their way down the building. Before climbing out the car, you put on the extra helmet you borrowed from Jason. Equipped with a voice modifier and a visor that blocks people from seeing your face.
"Nice race man, hope I didn't catch you too off guard." You stick your hand out to shake Ronnie's hand. The man begrudgingly takes it and mutters.
"Who the hell do you think you are!? I have never seen you in my life for you to be partaking in my races." Ronnie yells looking really aggitated.
"Wow, calm down man" you side step to keep distance betweeen you both. "I heard through the Lightnings that you were hosting a race and I couldn't resist. You're a legend." The lie came easy and using the name of the old group you used to race with would definetly get him on your side.
"You know the Lightnings?" He asked you suspicously.
"Let's just call them close family friends, they taught me how to drive."
Ronnie is not very convinced, but he's a lot more inclined to believe since he knows the Lightnings are very much only if you know them personally will you know how they drive.
"I wasn't supposed to let anyone win this race, but you drive a lot like someone I used to know. My boss won't be very happy to know I lost but he would be even more livid if I let talent like you walk away. I would want to have you on the team but before that I really do need to see your face-" Before Ronnie can continue the sirens of GCPD can be heard down the street.
"We need to go! Everyone go! Do not let them catch you!" Ronnie yells to his men, before hurryingly handing her a card. "Be there exactly at that time or else"
Before she has a chance to say anything, he's running to his car and she decides to do the same.
"Batman, I have the location," You say into the comms, "I'll meet you all back at the cave."
"Copied BM, we will meet you there." Tim replies.
As you pull out and speed past Bruce you could feel his gaze on you. You're so in for it later tonight.
A.N: There is not much Bruce x reader in here, initially the post was a lot longer but I decided to cut it back as I thought it would be a little too long for my first post back. I promise the second half is them!