#no fries

[whifferdills]

had a guy come into work today who, after staring at the menu and listening to me explain everything, asked “so is this all the food? can i order anything else?” yeah buddy you got me, you cracked the code, we got all this secret food in the back just for you

[volgirre]

update: college campuses were not made for eating Caine’s sauce, just the sauce 

[just-wublrful]

i am simply going to have to accept no one can do shawarmas but the middle east

[bubbleroomcaptivalovr1955]

coupl eyears ago friend took me to go eat steak at a restrant in st petersbetg florida. it was O.K. but fat mothrfucker seagull came n steppd all over the plate with his sandey fuckin feet n got sand in my steak n swallowd all my french fried. i was so fuckn pissed when he took my picture. at lest i gotta ride my Harley back home to sanibel n see a dolfin

[sympurple]

Mind your own business and see that other people’s actions have never belonged to you.

[bitter--queer]

Disappointment is finding out you can't get lunch food at McDonald's at 7:00 am