#no grinding

[armedwooper]

attn: Jeanne Alter in a purple tanktop, black dolphin shorts, and black thigh-high socks with purple fire knitted into them. You're welcome.

[reavers-ruin]

My husband has chronic back pain due to an improperly placed epidural and he wanted a back rub today. I was so happy to give him one. I got to sit on his butt and rub his back. It was fantastic! Though I did struggle to remember NOT to grind on him. So frustrating.

[tfbsafeageappropriatedance]

Here’s to a grind dancing-free 2023! And don’t forget to check out my collection of pro-ballroom/line dancing swag (including this flyer for schools STILL STRUGGLING with that) on Zazzle!

Video via the TFBSAADE TikTok and legitpat!

[searingjackalope]

I did zero gala today

[latelateshowcbs]

Soooooo sometimes a high school slow dance breaks out at the Late Late Show. 

[getintheboxsteven]

a cheat engine table for persona 4 exists

god is real

[captphunkosis]

Brainstorming With Bill

nick: did the washington post really reblog you?

bill: they're a saucy bunch and they do that kind of stuff

nick: I'm working on a project that when you open the app it has the letter H and I in black text in the middle of a white screen.

nick: It totally integrates with facebook and twitter.

bill: the Hi app

nick: gonna be huuuuuuuuuuuuuge

nick: tag line: "Sometimes people just want to get Hi."

nick: $9.99

bill: no you have to go the whatsapp route

bill: free for a year, 9.99 after

nick: with in app purchases to upgrade the font size

nick: Fucking forbes is going to be all about this shit.

bill: i've thought about a digital pet app that's free, and the digital pet food is 99c or it dies a cruel, painstakingly graphic death

nick: You can like...grind for the food or just buy it.

bill: no! no grinding

bill: only in app purchase

nick: $$$