#no straights

[hobohobgoblim]

the WHAT of hormuz?

in June????!!!

[kagemane]

I wanna go on a cute picnic date with an adorable girl 🍒

[bisexual-idols]

What if one day all straight people just vanished from earth and the only people you'd see around were lgbt, wouldn't that be cool?

[thecandybandit]

reblog if gay

no straights™ allowed

[anti-sjw-chara]

@ Everyone who wants a piece of media where literally no one is straight

[grantwilson]

ok listen,,, when i say no one in taz is straight i mean that literally, in the adventure zone canon, there are no heterosexuals. no exceptions. the straights can’t take this one from us.

this is just a headcanon dump

taako is gay, obviously, the one we know for sure. magnus is pan and aro because of his trauma. merle is the only likely candidate for a hetero but i’m thinking pan, as i’ve said before, for the pun.

okay according to the taz wiki we have 60 npcs so i’m just gonna do some highlights. killian and carey are lesbians, so are hurley and sloane and also noelle. the director is bi. avi and johan are gay bfs and johan is trans. angus is a tiny gay child. hudson and jenkins are also gay bfs. fuck it, it’s my game now, i’m making the rules, leon and davenport are bfs too why not. kravitz is pan i think. lucas is gay. pringles/robbie is aro ace. klaarg is... a bugbear? idk if bugbears have sexualities but they’re all pan now. barry bluejeans is another likely candidate for heterosexuality actually but damn it i said no exceptions so he’s bi. roswell is agender and aro ace. edward and lydia are both trans and bi and dating and they’re polyamorous. istus and the raven queen are married lesbians. pan is pan, obviously. ren is genderfluid and pan. i don’t know the hogsbottom three super well but they’re all gay. who else. the voidfish is a lesbian.

[razzmatazzle]

reject