Apr 7, 2019
throwtheswitch replied to your post: If I were to make prints...
spooky cookies from a drop dead fred wearing only an apron
throwtheswitch replied to your post: If I were to make prints...
spooky cookies from a drop dead fred wearing only an apron
I guess we’re having pizza again.
Never again. Please lord never again. My stomach is still in knots, my legs are still weak and shaky, my head is pounding... Never again.. please, never again.
Dad: Ohoho, son, I bought steak, when you come home you can cook it and we will eat it.
Me: Yeah, sure, steak sounds good.
Me: *cooks steak*
Me: *bites into steak*
Steak: *tastes like roadkill*
Me: Tell you what, you can have mine.
my family thinks I'm so pissy because they assume I've got my period... like, really? you don't think it has anything to do with the fact that you've all been complete assholes to me for the last few hours straight?
really the only thing i can make at 9 pm is rice and my moms going to yell at me if i make that even though i havent had any for like 3 weeks dammit i hate it here
otherwise known as: what happens after Loki returns to Asgard and is confronted by Frigga
(PSSST SOMEONE NEEDS TO PAINT THEIR COSTUMES ON OR SOMETHING)