#no veggies

[im-deathly-scared-of-zombies]

I’m curious- What’s the plainest most boring ass simple meal you make for yourself?

[carrothead1981]

Waiter: *serves James a salad*

James: I’m sorry, you’ve accidentally served me the food that my food eats

[certifries]

it's ya birthday boy!!! 🍰🎀✨🎊🎉🎆

[dateademisexualpersonwho]

Date a demisexual person who wants to be a good noodle, but has trouble finishing their veggies.

[i-m-snek]

When I was 16 my parents let me get a corn snake. I adopted him from someone on Craigslist, and he was already 6 years old. I had him for about 2.5 years before I had a bad Crohn's disease flare that lasted a long time and while I loved him, I couldn't take care of him properly. I asked a friend if they wanted him, and they took him. I wish I never had, because he died a few months later. I really regret it. For the young person looking to adopt a snake, this is my advise: (1/2)

(2/2) Know that having a snake is as big of a commitment as a dog or cat. You should make sure you can always take care of them, and if you can't, make sure they go to a GOOD home. It's been 7 years since I adopted that snake, and I don't know why my parents let me do it. Looking back, I wasn't prepared enough for it. I just adopted a crested gecko with my fiancé who I know will help take care of our baby if I can't. Definitely be sure you're ready before you adopt._________________________________Thank you for the input! :)

[theta-scenario]

Does everyone's brain sometimes decide they must eat That One Meal several times a week, or is it just an autistic and/or pregnant people thing?

[bellatore1525-blog]

I just remembered I haven't had a vegetable of any form in two months. I regret nothing.