#good noodle

[sun-splotches]

Snake kisses (snisses)

[frownsdaily]

day 26

[jasontoddscrowbars]

Part one of ? Good 🍜

Bruce arrives home to hear screaming. It’s nothing unusual. If anything, if he didn’t hear screaming he’d be worried. He enters the cave. All he sees is Dick running circles around Tim and Jason who have their fist raised and each others collars grabbed, Damian having his sword aimed above his head at Jason. They all stop. Stare as if he was interrupting.

Bruce, not even wanting to know: what do I have to cover up this time and how much will it cost.

Dick: nothing, nothing.

Bruce, cocking a brow: yet I don’t believe you.

He rescans the scene. It’s unusual. Jason and Tim aren’t the usual two brawling. Damian usually has his sword aimed at Tim. He’s missing something here.

Bruce: what’d Jay do this time.

Jason, pissed: me? Why do you always assume me? You go rogue once and kill a few guys!

Bruce: was it not?

Jason: no, it was me.

Bruce, nodding as he goes to GOOD NOODLES sticker board to remove the star sticker from Jason’s name. Jason panics. Releases Tim but as he sees the gleam in the demons eyes he regrabs him.

jason: wait! *he cries* it’s not what you think.

He bites his quivering lip as Bruce slowly and antagonizingly begins to scrape the sticker off with a little hand sized shovel. He is sweating. He wants to tell the truth but to be a tattle tale equals to be a bitch and no brother is a bitch. He’d never live it down.

The sticker is peeling though. Almost off. He has the most stickers, more than Dick. By now he is dry heaving as he pants. He can’t stand it and he breaks like the bitch they all knew he was.

Jason, sobbing: I did it!

Satisfied, Bruce stops the shovel. Hovers it as he waits for the answer.

Jason is on his knees now, tilted back in shame. Dick is pinching his nose as he shakes his head. Damian has his sword lowered, head adverted in second hand embarrassment. Tim is full on watching with some sort of hidden sadistic nature behind those concerned eyes.

Jason: I did it. I’m sorry! I defiled him.

Bruce pauses. This is a confusing turn of events.

Bruce: what?

Jason, lost in his confession: I defiled Tim! He’s just so tempting! They told me not to tell. You couldn’t handle the truth. But I just couldn’t handle the guilt. He’s too pure.

Bruce, muttering: Tim? Pure? Jason? Defiled Tim? Jason fucked Tim?

Jason reaches out for Tim.

Jason: how can I repent?

Bruce, not paying attention: Jason fucked Tim? He sodomized our little baby bird?!

Dick slowly backs up as he glances between the three. Grabs Damian who is getting excited by the tension. Slowly drags him away hugging him close in fear. This is something a young boy doesn’t need to see. He wasn’t sure which was worse. The obsessive father? The worshiping idiot? Or the sadistic demon.

Tim, setting his foot on Jason’s shoulder pushing him back: beg.

Dick: Tim. Tim’s worse.

Bruce, scraping off every sticker of Jason’s off of the board: he is not a good noodle. He is the worst noodle. Bad noodle, very bad noodle. Unholy noodle.

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐍𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐥𝐞

Pairing: Renji Abarai x fem! reader

Summary: Fem! reader really loves snakes and finds out that Renji's zanpakuto is half snake.

Request: Aww, I'll request some Renji x reader fluff. How about reader who ADORES snakes getting excited when they find out their boyfriend's zanpakuto is half snake, and excitedly asking to see his bankai so they can pet the good noodle

A/n: I loveee Renji!! Also, I am so so sorry because this was supposed to be out literal months ago, pls forgive meee 🥹🥹 Anyways, here's Renji and the good noodle <3

Content: SFW, snakes, fem! reader.

"Aw! Renji, come on! You have to let me get a snake!" you whine out, letting out a deep sigh as Renji and you walk along in the woods. The sun glistens in between the tree branches, illuminating Renji's face.

"Why would we get a pet snake when we already basically have one?" he scoffs out and you furrow your eyebrows with confusion.

"What do you mean?" you ask, inquiringly. Renji glances down at you and his eyes slightly widen.

As much as you have fought side by side by Renji, you have yet to see his bankai. Which means you don't know that Renji's zanpakuto is half snake.

"My zankaputo, Zabimaru is half snake. Have I really never told you?" Renji asks and you stop in your tracks, scoffing. Your heart skips a beat and you rapidly shake your head.

You grab onto his shoulders and rattle him.

"How could you not tell me?! Can I see?!!" you gasp out, jumping up and down.

A deep chuckle bubbles up from Renji's chest and his eyes soften.

"Sure, babe." he replies and your cheer with excitement, anticipation bubbling inside of you.

"Zabimaru, release: Hihio Zabimaru!" Renji's voice roars out, thrusting his sword outwards. Your eyes widen as the wind starts to pick up and

The massive skeletal snake is wrapped around Renji, acting as a shield. Your mouth drops open at the large half snake appearing in front of you, razor sharp teeth as its mouth is slightly open.

"Y/n, meet Zabimaru. She's very excited to meet you," Renji comments with amusement and Zabimaru slithers in the air. The hair on your arms rises up and goosebumps form along your forearms.

"Wow," is the only thing you can say as you take in Zabimaru. You slowly reach out your hand as Zabimaru bows down its head to you, eyes closing.

Renji watches with a smile on his face as your hand gently caresses Zabimaru's nose. There's just something about watching his girlfriend pet his Zanpakuto that makes his heart melt.

You let out a giggle of happiness as you swear you can hear Zabimaru purr, even though you know snakes definitely don't purr. Zabimaru opens its eyes, gazing at you and a chill runs down your spine.

Renji gazes at the moment unfolding in front of him, Zabimaru and you bonding without needing words. It's beautiful, really.

"Are you ready to say goodbye now, y/n?" Renji asks with a gentle voice and you nod your head. Renji sheathes his sword and Zabimaru coils itself back into Renji's sword.

Renji gazes at the wide smile on your face, happiness filling his heart as he could tell how excited you were. He's glad he's the one could make you so excited and make your dreams come true for just a moment.

"Thank you!" you throw your arms around your boyfriend, squeezing him tightly. Renji chuckles and leans into your hug, a grin dancing along his face.

"You're welcome. You can ask to see Zabimaru anytime," he replies and you let out a gasp, untangling yourself from his warm embrace.

"Really?!" you proclaim, eyes glistening exhilaration and Renji chuckles.

"Don't push it though," he warns you, continuing to walk into the woods.

"Ok, I won't!" you call out, rushing up to catch up to him. You interlace your arm with his and lean your head on his arm as the two of you continue your walk through the forest.

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[pinkliltreat]

Happy Anniversary♡

[cozy2amstudynights]

| what's in my bag |

thought that i'd share what i carry with me in my small crossbody bag while i'm on the hospital floor doing rounds 💙

this kanken mini bag is pre-loved but it's just the right size to have with me

also not pictured are my badge and keys

[rabidremedy]

I'm really high and I have the sudden realization that tattoos are real and permanent do y'all fuck with a tattoo of a kazoo or of a "good noodle" (literal macaroni with a smile)

Like should I regret this? I think they look neat though

Kazoo only

Macaroni only

Both

Neither

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Voting ended onOct 5, 2023