#no4tyler

[stormfather]

khamulthenazgul answered your post: “im writing something would anyone be interested in watching? in the...”:

give us tmi about youself/ wow im good at this tmi teusady shit ansint i

tmi: i spent 5 minutes looking at neopets porn today because i assumed it had to exist and yes. yes it does.

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chad fuckin made a basketball joke after jerking off ryan im going to cry

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my whole dash is masturbation talk right now jfc

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When you said "vanilla sex* I though you mean like having sex with vanilla. I was so confused.

you would wouldnt you

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What is your cup size?

idk probably an a or maybe b i havent bought bras in a while so i dont really know

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If you don't think you'd like "regular vanilla sex", then what do you think you'd like?

i mean that in the sense of i wont enjoy any sex its like 90% of the reason im asexual

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Do you masturbait and if so how often?

thats like the third time you've spelled that wrong

and to answer your question, nearly never

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Do you shave your pubic hair?

no