My college experience so far
- Getting lost in the library for hours, then emerging and learning I was on the wrong floor the whole time
- Asking a girl for help to find the books I was searching, and she replied by saying: “Sure. But I don’t know if I can help you. I have only been here for three years.”
- Accidently slamming a door into a drug dealer, then apologizing and leaving like nothing happened
- Sitting in my first lecture ever I had to ask what it was about, bc I had already forgotten it
- Watching a crossover between Rasputin and Jesus reading books in a linen suit with no shoes on
- Hearing sentences like “Agrippa would have done a much better job at this then Varus, but he was at that point, like you know, dead for over a decade”
- Watching my friend getting drunk, being sick bc of that and the carrying a plant pot around bc we didn’t have any buckets
- Said friend was writing something on the computer, then leaned over to me and said: “Hey, wanna see some corpses” she then showed me a grave from 400 AD
- “After that Crassus and Pompeius were intertwined by their mutual hate”
- Same professor: “I need to confess; I forgot a war”
- Hearing: “Fuck!” after multiple hours of silent work, after asking another friend of mine what was wrong, she muttered: “I forgot the mass grave!”
- Learning about ancient coins my professor showed a coin with an explicit image that was used at brothels (like a poker chip), the whole class laughed, and he deadpanned: “I only included that to check if any adults are in the room”
