hey here have some alive noah headcanons
just to specify, these headcanons are just about how i imagine noah might’ve been before he died, not about how he would be if he were alive through the events of trc, yeah?
we all know he was a Big Emo with a thing for Blink-182, just reinstating a fact(TM)
okay but ,, noah playing the most mundane of pranks on his teachers is definitely a thing that happened even if no one ever had any proof
fart seat?? yeah probably czerny
drawn mustache on previously asleep prof?? yeah DEFINITELY czerny
hhh the typical asking “profe, es muéransen o muéranse?” during spanish class was maybe his idea but shh
(ik they take latin but shh)
like just?? general class clown stuff
but no one knows knows him
he’s the kind of person that gets greeted by everyone when they walk into school but still sits with one (1) other person at lunch and doesn’t hang out w anyone outside of school
whelk is less well liked but more paid attention to??
like the two of them are usually associated with each other but whelk is clearly the “Leader”
yet, barrington is still a prick to everyone so people tend to like noah more
HHH he has the weirdest relationship with his family. like it’s Good to the point that every time someone sees the czerny’s they’re convinced they’re watching a tv family
and i mean?? that’s a good thing
it’s also a generally envied thing
ayeee he’s oblivious as fuck when it comes to flirting
like in general he’s relatively good at reading people
if you want to go out with him you’re gonna have to just outright say it otherwise he Won’t Get It
a couple of girls thought he rejected three even though he never got that they were trying to ask him out
he wasn’t like THE STAR PLAYER but he liked the sport well enough to be on the team
twas a midfielder (i think that’s what they’re called in english??)
you know how sometimes the coach says “more on!”
noah was definitely that one person to reply “moron!!”
not Super Athletic but ya know, nice legs