#noah lucky

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anyway since i no longer need noah, he moved out to be with his long-distance gf. she’s the super cute cassidy hughes by @helloavocadooo, and she is a singer-songwriter!

noah moved back to canada to be with her. he was so glad to be out of his uncle’s stuffy, damp old house with all those gay4grim reaper allegations literal ghosts in it.

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realllll quick sidebar: let's catch up with uncle noah's family, who now lives in san myshuno.

noah's in the critic career, and he DOES NOT AGREE with rumours that he is botting sales of his wife's albums online. aunt cassidy's thriving career as a main pop gworl afforded them a nice condo in san my's uptown, the perfect place to raise their kids. that being human son tyson hughes, and dog son, binky. tyson is cute, he grows up to look almost exactly like his dad lmfao. bridget's genetics refuse to give up.

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not noah ALSO wanting to be with the grim reaper lowkey??? hello? whole family a bunch of freaks after toby and eddie died and i don’t blame them

Shaw: man it’s okay if you think he’s hot too. he’s actually a pretty cool guy. and he loves dogs.

Noah: uncle shaw i am literally begging you to stop. i have a girlfriend! please!

Shaw: oh, lemme guess. she lives in canada.

Noah: ...well, yeah actually.

Shaw: noah, please, people don't live in no canada. least of all us.

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me when i'm noah lucky and i'm actually quite unlucky because i've just dumped my entire bottle of cayenne pepper into the chili. and now i gotta eat it. because if i waste food my uncle and all my ancestors will be so mad at me.

Noah: (sobbing) no one else in my family has ever had it as bad as me ever.

Shaw, from the other room: come again.

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the boys hit the club in the spooky freaky part of town! sage was pretty apprehensive about mourningvale but actually, people know how to have fun around here. he figures he shouldn't judge a book by its cover...probably.

Sage: 거기 너 I fancy you 아무나 원하지 않아 / Hey, I love you (love ya) 그래 너 I fancy you 꿈저럼 행복해도 돼 cause I need you (what)

Shaw: FANCY. YOUUOAUH. OOUUAHUO

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3.

"...my son my son my son. my Noah. I have never known a love like this before. in this, the autumn of my life, I never thought that I'd feel so fulfilled again; I was so convinced that the end of my miserable, sorry work was going to be my magnum opus, my crowning jewel."

"I was wrong, Noah. it's you."

"may nothing take you from me too soon. I want to be a father for as long as I live. a husband. a brother. a son." "stay with me. dad still has work to do."

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65.

"the day Bridget left it was the dead of winter ahead of a season we didn't celebrate because it was too hard too cold too horrible here and there wasn't any joy. we hadn't even been looking forward to it."

"she took Noah she went to Angela and she left." "she left she left she left." "'I can't do what you want me to do anymore, Ezra,' she said. i don'tknow - maybe i asked too much? i couldn't remember!"

"maybe i didn't tell her i loved her enough after all. maybe i gave her too much space. maybe her love ran out - mine didn't. i didn'tknow. but there was no amount of arguing that could stop her from leaving me in Akwesasne alone." "in the dead of winter. when the soil was frozen and my brother was already bones and the noise in my head became LOUDER LOUDER LOUDER."

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hello noah! he came to visit his uncle, and ran into his roommate he forgot was around.

Noah: AAAJFGH A GHOST?!

Sage: AAAHHH where?!

he had a question that only his beloved uncle could answer bc his parents who were smart are dust now, and shaw's like, the next best thing.

Noah: so should i do it? should i say yes?

Shaw: ummm YES? you love her right? what are you waiting for?!

Noah: i'm ngl uncle shaw i kinda thought you'd be like, all enti-establishment about it.

Shaw: i'm not immune to a love story, kid. you'd better be throwing a party and i'd BETTER ☝🏼 be invited