#llgen7

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the fact that beau (a teenager) brought his two sisters (NEW teenagers) to the club to dance and drink and sing karaoke...? a horrendous influence.

Beau: well it's not my fault the only ~fun~ things to do in this bogus-ass town is go to some kind of a bar, dude.

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sage and shaw took a weekend trip out to windenburg! over the two days they spent there, they hit up a local pub, swam in the island bluffs, visited the chalet gardens, and got married. with a nice little ring sage made.

anyway say hello to mr. lucky and mr. scooter. wait they were already that. oh they kept their names? oh okay nvm

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i'm ngl beau was a funny ass toddler lmao. he was always kicking a shit fit about something. and then it hit me that he looks exactly shaw did when he was a toddler with them big ole eyes so i love that 4 me.

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MAN SO WHAT THE FUCK!!!! ANOTHER HEIR????! IN ANOTHER FIRE??! shaw lucky if you don't stop staring at him through binoculars and PUT HIS ASS OUT???!

Shaw: fuck that. what's a little bit of death in a legacy? didn't stop me.

the seventh generation curse strikes again, this time flying wildly left and whacking sage because i guess it couldn't get shaw a second time. dude. goddamn. anyway rip sage...? i was originally planning for noah to die to do the whole ghost thing but this works too. lmfao

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beau has to re-meet his half-sisters again. he finds them...strange.

Beau: so...which one is--

Kia: obviously i'm kia.

Mihaela: yeah, you can't tell i'm mihaela?

Kia: i think our dear brother might be stupid, mickey.

Mihaela: i think so too, kee. (sigh) and papa said he was a really cool, really smart guy.

Beau: wow

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anyway since i no longer need noah, he moved out to be with his long-distance gf. she’s the super cute cassidy hughes by @helloavocadooo, and she is a singer-songwriter!

noah moved back to canada to be with her. he was so glad to be out of his uncle’s stuffy, damp old house with all those gay4grim reaper allegations literal ghosts in it.

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the grim girls aged up! ...and i don't know which is which. this might very well be two pictures of the same child and i wouldn't know because i chose to dress them identical. because i suck.

not that it matters, which we will see why in the next scooter post.

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as a final sign-off to this generation, sage gifted beau his inheritance: an elaborately-made jet necklace. he will cherish it forever.

Beau: this is awesome, dad. thank you.

Sage: think nothing of it, beau. does it...make up for the fact that we shipped you off to your grandparents' for a whole-ass life stage?

Beau: well no. but it's chill dw

generation 23: complete!

keep reading: generation 24