#nodogdayshere

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C H I C K E N G R E M L I N U P D A T E:

wants ham

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We have a board on the fridge for communicating important information

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I’ve got an eye on the wig I think I’ll be using; a nice, deep blue.

I’m doing a dieselpunk Walter Worker for The Great Midwestern Ballyhoo.  I’m playing up the maintenance mechanic role and the whole extended exposure to blue matter thing.  Got radiation poisoning, but I’ll look cute as hell anyway! I need to get a brighter blue eyeshadow or lipstick - even with a desaturated palette - and some blue mascara.  And I think I need more smudges.  Nails will be done to have blue cuticles, I’ll probably seal some black grime onto my fingers.  That or I’ll just wear work gloves.  I’m putting the Walter Robotics logo on my neck (I just feel like Neck Tattoo is a look I can do here). I’m making a Walter Robotics lab coat to leave open over my overalls.  Gotta get some blue laces for the docs and find a new pair of striped tights, then I’m set!  Might also paint my goggles: black or white, though?

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Friendship

@paintsalright has never experienced My Immortal and we’re listening to a dramatic reading together and live-messaging each other about it and I’m

D Y I N G

This is so great.

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Hey everyone I’d really like to commend you all and express my deep appreciation for your hard work in never allowing that Zootopia comic to cross my dash. Alas, my roommate showed it to me today so I am no longer unburdened, but my extended innocence of the topic is appreciated and valued. Thank you.

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I forgot that my mother uses my iTunes account and her iPad automatically downloads any app I put on my phone. I just downloaded a lesbian dating app. It has the same name as me so she’s definitely going to notice it. Possibly also open it. Do- do I text her and tell her to just delete it it’s irrelevant to her? Do I just let it sit there and see if she mentions it? When I’m really truly and actually ready to date again some time next year, should I warn her that her iPad is gonna download three gay dating apps and Tinder? Or just let them show up? WHAT DO I DO

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The Cat while half-closeted:  Yeah, I’m just not one of those “pride” queers... The Cat (now out): I’M GOING TO THE PRIDE STREET FESTIVAL TOPLESS AND WEARING GLITTER PAINT TO BERLIN

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Power Couple

I’m an Ulta girl with a bad makeup habit whose daily lippie is a Sephora exclusive She’s a Sephora regular who for some reason needs a second set of makeup because all her favourite stuff is... uhh, not at her house any more... who sometimes just needs a thing from Ulta.