Ranking hololive ships by how toxic they are in lore and canon
FubuMio: 0/10. they're honestly just a normal couple. pretty wholesome
Micomet: 7/10. they're honestly so fucking toxic but there's something about them that makes it feel like thats just how they flirt
OkaKoro: -20/10. the only thing toxic about them is how single they make everyone else look in comparison
PekoMari: 10/10. Pekora would take Marine's liver in the divorce if she could but Marine refuses to sign the papers
NoeFure: 2/10. A perfectly normal and well-adjusted couple. bonus points for infidelity
ShishiLamy: 2/10. Another normal couple. bonus points for possessiveness
Takamori: 4/10. On one hand, Calli has killed Kiara thousands of times. on the other hand, its literally her job and Kiara's a phoenix so its fine. would be way more toxic if they were literally anyone else
KronMei: 1/10. They make each other better
BaeRys: 12/10. They make each other worse
ShioRaven: 2/10. They may not match each others freak but boy do they get close
BloodRaven: 3/10. Liz works for the gods that imprisoned Nerissa for thousands of years but for some reason that has shockingly little impact on their relationship
Autofister: 6/10. They absolutely match each others freak and they do it in a way that leaves everyone in a six kilometer radius (including themselves) at immediate risk of great bodily harm
