things vtubers probably didn't say

but it's fun to imagine. suggestions welcome, the submissions/asks are always open. no disrespect is intended to anyone, this is ofc all in good fun. mainblog @siegesquirrel42

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Kronii: I set my ATM card's number to "0001" because I'm number one!

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Laplus, holding up a test tube: Can I drink this?

Koyori: Do you want to explode?

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Elizabeth: Good morning, Cecilia.

Cecilia: What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that this is a morning to be good on?

Elizabeth: ...All of them at once, I suppose.

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Gigi: what a copout! Those of us with degrees had to work hard for our doctorates!

Cecilia: you do NOT have a doctorate.

Gigi: yeah huh! Check it out! Got it in poultry science, specializing in the frying

Cecilia: well, holy shit…

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“I didn’t ask to be born perfect. I demanded it.”

- Ouro Kronii

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Nerissa: you're gonna love this TV show!

Elizabeth: Rissa, this is just the evening news-

Mori: breaking news! A raven has blown up the Pentagon!

Elizabeth: what did you do?!

Nerissa: surprise! Let me give you a criminal kiss! Mwah!

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Elizabeth: Well, opinions?

Gigi: I think we’re in a lot of trouble.

Elizabeth: That’s a great help, Gigi. Raora?

Raora: Well, I think Gigi’s right, we are in a lot of trouble.

Elizabeth: Cecilia - and if you say we’re in a lot of trouble-

Cecilia: We are.

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Koyori: I'm thinking we should invest in studying superbugs.

Lui: That's an excellent idea, Koyori. I think we could make a lot of money if we created a treatment for antibiotic resistant bacteria.

Koyori, covering up a bottle in her hand labelled “praying mantis DNA”: Right. Bacteria. That's what we're talking about.

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Raora: Do you ever meet a person and know immediately you're not going to like them?

Cecilia: Oh, sure.

Raora: Yeah… what is it about certain people that tells you that?

Cecilia: They're breathing.

Raora: Maybe you're the wrong person to ask.

Cecilia: And mouths. They all seem to have mouths.

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anything rin penrose if possible,,

Rin: Bitch, I'm my own grown-arse prince and I'll enjoy my Skittles whenever I damn well feel like it.

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Raora: so you let Advent get away?!

Elizabeth: well, no… it's more like… chime in anytime.

Cecilia: oh, no. I'm enjoying this far too much.

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“Ah, the Scientific Method.

Step One: Fuck around.

Step Two: Find out.

Step Three: Record your results.

Step Four: Confirm, or fuck around again.”

- Hakui Koyori

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Reine: Well, looks like it’s just going to be you and me.

Ollie, seductively: Oh, really?

Reine: Actually, I was talking to my tea.

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Kronii: I just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothing!

Sana: I don't think that glass should be in there…

Kronii: alright, there you go.

Kronii: I am a woman who owns 4 ovens. I am a woman who owns 4 ovens! Did you get that? I am a woman who owns 4 ovens. I didn't know I was so rich with ovens.

Fauna: there's also a toaster oven.

Kronii: I am a woman with 5 ovens!

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Pekora: Officer, I keep telling you, I have no idea what this is about, peko.

Officer Subaru: Oh, come off it, you know what you did.

Pekora: I’ve done a lot of things, Officer. I need to know which one you found out about, peko.

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Kronii, building in Minecraft:

How did all these squares make a circle?! I just… no, no, it's fine. It's fine. It doesn't bother me, it doesn't bother me. It bothers me, it bothers me a lot! And that one's still green!

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Sora: Why me?

Suisei: Because people like you. You’re talented, you say “excuse me”, you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.