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Baelz: It blows my mind that nature pre-sliced oranges for us… like, she wants us to eat them.

Calli: Okay, but why would nature make the inside so sweet, when the outside is so tough and sour?

Baelz: Kinda like you...

Calli: Oh, shit... am I an orange?

IRyS: Are you two drunk?

Baelz: …Okay, yes, but it's still crazy about oranges, right?

Calli, fighting back tears: IRyS, I'm an orange. I've never felt more seen!

#submission #mori calliope #holomyth #irys #hakos baelz #holopromise #chadcast #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #thank you for the submission!

Kobo, pulling up a map of the USA: So this one is Kansas? But this one is not ARkansas??? AMERICA, EXPLAIN WHAT DO YOU MEAN "ARR-KAAHN-SAW"?

#submission #kobo kanaeru #holoh3ro #id gen 3 #holoid #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: vine #thank you for the submission!

Fauna: if you eat 4,000 bananas in 10 minutes, you would die of radiation poisoning.

Kronii: ah, yes. The RADIATION would kill you!

#submission #ceres fauna #ouro kronii #holopromise #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #thank you for the submission!#source: therussianbadger #editor's note: this quote has actually been done before (albeit a while ago and not with these two)

Gigi: They call me coffee because I grind so fine.

Calli: Oh my god.

Ollie: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2 a.m.

Calli: Ollie, stop it.

Kronii: They call me coffee-

Calli: Please no.

Kronii: -because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.

Calli: ...Oh.

#submission #mori calliope #holomyth #ouro kronii #holopromise #gigi murin #holojustice #holoen #kureiji ollie #holoro #holoid #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #thank you for the submission!

Rin: I steal cheese! You can't catch me! Hee he hee he hee hee hee HEE HEE HE-

*Rin Penrose has been shot*

Miko (ejecting a bullet casing from her rifle): Stay Home.

#submission #source: asdfmovie #Source: asdfmovie 16 #Source: asdf 16 #sakura miko #rin penrose #No vTubers were harmed during the making of this submission #Cannot say the same for many blocks of cheese #indie vtubers #gen 0 #holojp #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #thank you for the submission!

Calli: Hey, what's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Amelia: One has a thin, pointed snout while the other has a broad, curved snout.

Gura: Actually, I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in a while.

Amelia:

Gura: But I could be wrong. I'm not a zoologist.

#submission #mori calliope #gawr gura #watson amelia #holomyth #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: unknown #thank you for the submission!

Calli: You're just horny.

Ollie: Yeah, and? I appreciate you as a person too, if that helps.

#calliope mori #holomyth #kureiji ollie #id gen 2 #holoro #holoen #holoid #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: texts from last night

Elizabeth: You kissed me.

Nerissa: Yes, I did.

Elizabeth: Should we…? I mean there's a discussion that we could have… if you wanted to have one?

Nerissa: Liz, I kissed you, with tongue, and I plan on doing it again and again - get used to it. End of discussion.

Elizabeth: Okay.

#submission #nerissa ravencroft #holoadvent #elizabeth rose bloodflame #holojustice #bloodraven #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: grey's anatomy #thank you for the submission!

[Kronii is holding a time portal safety drill for Promise]

Kronii: Can anyone tell me what to do if you encounter a time portal?

Baelz: Oh, sure. Use it to skip to the end of this lecture!

[She and IRyS laugh]

Kronii: Zip it, shrimp! Okay, T-I-M-E. Tell someone. Identify where the portal goes to. Make a plan. And: Enter the time portal, comma, not!

IRyS: Kronii, that last one is really confusing.

Kronii: You try coming up with something that starts with “E”, maggot!

#submission #irys #ouro kronii #hakos baelz #holopromise #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: mystery science theater 3000 #thank you for the submission!

RT: Rin! What is it? what's going on? I heard a noise, is somebody downstairs?

Bang

Rin Penrose: oh god Daniel you startled me.

(RT is VTuber adjacent enough right?)

#submission #rin penrose #rtgame #indie vtubers #vtubers #incorrect quotes #thank you for the submission!#yeah rt is fine

Noel: Yield or die!

Flare: Take it down to, like, a seven.

Noel: Yield or else!

#submission #shirogane noel #shiranui flare #holofantasy #gen 3 #holojp #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: supergirl #thank you for the submission!

Kronii: I set my ATM card's number to "0001" because I'm number one!

#submission #source: ace attorney #ouro kronii #holopromise #holoen #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #thank you for the submission!#a classic

Laplus, holding up a test tube: Can I drink this?

Koyori: Do you want to explode?

#submission #la+ darknesss #hakui koyori #holox #gen 6 #holojp #hololive #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: despicable me #thank you for the submission!

Elizabeth: Good morning, Cecilia.

Cecilia: What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good this particular morning? Or are you simply stating that this is a morning to be good on?

Elizabeth: ...All of them at once, I suppose.